The Answerbank Radio Show - Extra Bit

[mrs_overall]

Programme of Events in Answerbank Under the Wold - summer 2012

Village Hall Programme:

7th July - Marriage Guidance Session - Mrs Craft

9th July - More Poems What I Have Wrote - Mr DTCrosswordfan

10th July - Owl Husbandry - Mick Talbot

11th July - Seaweed Identification - Mrs Overall (SOLD OUT)

12th July - Literary Evening & Book Signing by the famous local author
Charles (call me Chuck) Fickens. Copies of his books Olivia
Twist, Little Dorito, Knickerless Nickleby and Great
Expectorants are available for purchase.

13th July - Advanced Seaweed Identification - Mrs Overall (SOLD OUT)

14th July - Pedal Cycle Maintainance Class - SunnyDave

16th July - The Wonder of NHS Direct - Dr Sqad

18th July - Organs I Have Known - Reverend Venator

20th July - My Life as a Professional Wrestler - Ms Murraymints

23rd July - Comedy Workshop - Mark Rae

27th July - Cats & Insanity - Ms McFluff

28th July - Cackling Workshop - Rowanwitch

[DTCwordfan]

3 days to organise the poems, yikes - contributions will be welcome on the day!

[mrs_overall]

DT, you will be fine.
Ticket sales are...erm...a bit slow at the moment

[DTCwordfan]

and there I was going to compose ditties along the lines of seaweed....

[craft1948]

I'm getting slightly worried about my Marriage Guidance Session. I've received several emails asking if it includes advice on 'positions' and I can't remember any.....................

[sunny-dave]

"101 uses of a gold lurex thong" that should keep 'em quiet crafty

[DTCwordfan]

such as:


Let us have no more
of the nonsensical mumblings of tony, shoota and the coven of old men -
see where there lies rotting
and reeking on the AB shore, Mrs O's seaweed
that once stretched its banana-like tentacles through the sloopy tides,
desirous, vodka amorous towards a blue dome of heaven
faintly lighting the gness-troubled depths from above
the surface of the seadogg sea.
Now the village children running on the crafty sand
kick Mrs O's blessed seaweed contemptuously aside
on their way to AB nowhere.

[mrs_overall]

DT, well done! That may help your ticket sales....hopefully

[jno]

if they want guidance, just recommend a good compass and a boy scout manual.

[DTCwordfan]

or take them outside to watch the dogs in action in the AB village park.

[jno]

I hope you're doing Civil Partnership Guidance too, otherwise it's probably illegal unless you're a registered archbishop within the meaning of the act.

[DTCwordfan]

what - there's no way that ijiut-beardie Rowan "Goat" Williams is getting near my genitals.

[mrs_overall]

Thanks DT, I have just gone right off my lunch

[DTCwordfan]

I went off mine too, mrs O!

[slinky.kate]

i will sell raffle tickets ,proceeds to go to the radoo station for a new lasoo,i doo hope yoo like old rope???