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How To Impress A Women!

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN Compliment her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, wine and dine her, buy gifts for her, listen to her, respect her,...
21:15 Fri 20th Oct 201714 answers, last by Voltage 09:42 Sat 21st Oct 2017
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Why Is It

Why is it that your nose runs, but your feet smell?
18:42 Fri 20th Oct 201711 answers, last by EDDIE51 10:28 Sun 22nd Oct 2017
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Elderly Pensioner!

A elderly pensioner wobbled gingerly into an ice cream shop and carefully, slowly climbed up onto a counter stool. He wheezed for a minute, then ordered a chocolate sundae. “Crushed nuts?” asked...
14:42 Fri 20th Oct 20172 answers, last by Shaglene 15:52 Fri 20th Oct 2017
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I Feel Sad!

I feel sad today...My Chinese friend died yesterday , So Yung....
10:44 Fri 20th Oct 20178 answers, last by marval 16:30 Fri 20th Oct 2017
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Dog On Plane!

I called British airways customer-service desk asking if i could take my dog on board. "Sure," she said, "as long as you provide your own kennel." She further explained that the kennel needed to be...
06:39 Fri 20th Oct 201714 answers, last by 1ozzy 09:11 Fri 20th Oct 2017
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An Old Couple!

An older couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married. Before the wedding, they went...
17:56 Thu 19th Oct 20173 answers, last by Shaglene 19:40 Thu 19th Oct 2017
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Not Coming To Work!

Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I not come work." The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need...
15:36 Thu 19th Oct 20173 answers, last by Bazile 17:11 Thu 19th Oct 2017
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Little Johnny Again!

So Little Johnny's teacher is warned at the beginning of the school year not to ever make a bet with Johnny unless she is absolutely sure she will win it. One day in class, Johnny raises his hand and...
14:11 Thu 19th Oct 20173 answers, last by Shaglene 14:28 Thu 19th Oct 2017
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Southern Ireland

I was on holiday in southern Ireland and whilst walking down a country lane I noticed a small man dressed in green holding his head in his hands between his legs I asked "are you a goblin" He replied...
06:20 Thu 19th Oct 201730 answers, last by marval 18:48 Thu 19th Oct 2017
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Little Johnny!

One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands for who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice. First, she called on little Suzie, who responded...
05:34 Thu 19th Oct 20173 answers, last by Shaglene 14:46 Thu 19th Oct 2017
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On The Bus!

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: 'Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to the man next to her: "The...
19:38 Wed 18th Oct 20172 answers, last by tonyav 20:36 Wed 18th Oct 2017
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The General!

A woman asked a General in the army the last time he made love to a woman, the general stood tall and said "1956 ma'am." The woman, taken back by this answer said "1956?! That long?! Let me make your...
18:35 Wed 18th Oct 20171 answer, last by Patsy33 18:39 Wed 18th Oct 2017
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The Preacher's Wife

The preacher's wife was making Sunday dinner, when the preacher walked in the house and says "that ham smells wonderful." His wife replies "That's a Dam-Ham." The preacher was surprised by his wife's...
15:31 Wed 18th Oct 20174 answers, last by Voltage 15:47 Wed 18th Oct 2017
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At The Theatre!

A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theatre. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, "Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat." The man groaned but...
15:04 Wed 18th Oct 20176 answers, last by zebo 16:26 Wed 18th Oct 2017
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Clock Maker!

My father made clocks for a living .... he was always busy he had no time for me..that used to wind me up!!
11:07 Wed 18th Oct 201723 answers, last by marval 19:09 Wed 18th Oct 2017
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Accident Site

I was walking down the street earlier today when a lorry driver pulled up alongside me and said, "Excuse me, I'm looking for the the accident site involving a van carrying a load of cutlery." "No...
10:29 Wed 18th Oct 20175 answers, last by Voltage 13:47 Wed 18th Oct 2017
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13Th Floor!

A couple was engaged in a most affectionate embrace when there came the sound of a key in the front door. The young lady broke away at once, eyes wide with alarm. "Heavens," she cried, "it's my...
07:31 Wed 18th Oct 20175 answers, last by Spicerack 14:07 Wed 18th Oct 2017
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Carpet Layer!

A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to realize he'd lost his cigarettes. In the middle of the room, under the carpet, was a bump. "No sense...
07:19 Wed 18th Oct 201710 answers, last by marval 18:17 Wed 18th Oct 2017
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Something Unusual

The class assignment in composition was to write about something unusual that happened during the past week. Little Irving got up to read his. "Papa fell in the well last week - " he began. "Good...
17:16 Tue 17th Oct 20177 answers, last by Bazile 14:34 Wed 18th Oct 2017
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The Six Most Important Men In A Woman's Life!

The Six Most Important Men in a Woman's Life 1. The Doctor - who tells her to "take off all her clothes." 2. The Dentist - who tells her to "open wide." 3. The Milkman - who asks her "do you want it...
16:19 Tue 17th Oct 20174 answers, last by Bazile 14:27 Wed 18th Oct 2017

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