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Voltage | 10:07 Wed 18th Oct 2017 | Jokes
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My father made clocks for a living .... he was always busy he had no time for me..that used to wind me up!!
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did he have a second son?
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Wait a minute I'm not sure!
Perhaps you are second hand.
didn't mean to alarm you
I'm alarmed by this
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I better watch what I say in future
Well, whatever makes him tick.
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When he couldn't fix a clock he'd throw em in the bin ....how time flies!
did he ever have time to unwind?
sounds like he'd gone a bit cuckoo to me
I'd love to chime in with an observation.
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When he passed away it was because of a dodgy ticker!
At least he was always handy.
Did it ever strike him you might want a few minutes of his time?...
The chimes are a changin
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Dad had a pretty woman assistant in his shop one day the local nutcase came in asked if it was a clock shop she said yes so he dropped his trousers and flopped his bits on the counter and said "put two hands on this" ( bit naughty lol):-)
Very naughty!
Perhaps he heard wrong??....
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i think he was cockin a deaf one lol
I think that we all have too much time on our hands....................
I think so... Lol!....

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