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Voltage | 09:29 Wed 18th Oct 2017 | Jokes
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I was walking down the street earlier today when a lorry driver pulled up alongside me and said, "Excuse me, I'm looking for the the accident site involving a van carrying a load of cutlery."


"No problem," I said. "Go straight down this road for 1 mile, then take the first left, and when you get to the fork in the road you're there."
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apparently the lorry jack knifed!
He didn't have to fork off then?...
It's a sign of the tines..
Paddy says to the waiter, "Where's me fork'n knife?" Waiter replies, "It's under your fork'n nose."
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forkin good one lol

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