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In The Supermarket!

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He’s rather taken aback because he can’t place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?"...
07:15 Thu 26th Oct 201713 answers, last by Shaglene 15:12 Thu 26th Oct 2017
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Ebay!

i'm making a fortune on Ebay I've just sold my homing pigeons on EBay for the 17th time!...
20:16 Wed 25th Oct 201722 answers, last by Patsy33 21:13 Wed 25th Oct 2017
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20 Years Ago!

20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs. Please dont let Kevin Bacon die...
14:59 Wed 25th Oct 20175 answers, last by Arksided 15:18 Wed 25th Oct 2017
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My Biology Teacher

My biology teacher grew human vocal chords from stem cells in the lab. The results speak for themselves....
14:20 Wed 25th Oct 2017
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At The Bus Stop!

I was standing at a bus stop and was eating a  hamburger. Next to me stood a lady with her little dog, which became very  excited at the smell of my hamburger and began whining and  jumping up  at...
07:01 Wed 25th Oct 20173 answers, last by Patsy33 12:20 Wed 25th Oct 2017
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Chess Player!

That's the last time I go to dinner with a chess player. The tablecloth was black and white squares it took him an hour to pass me the salt n pepper!...
20:43 Tue 24th Oct 20175 answers, last by Shaglene 11:59 Wed 25th Oct 2017
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Little April !

Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?" When...
17:13 Tue 24th Oct 20172 answers, last by clyde59 20:38 Tue 24th Oct 2017
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The Wife Isn't Talking To Me Again

The wife isn't talking to me again as apparently I ruined her birthday. Not sure how I did that! I didn't even know it was her birthday!...
11:52 Tue 24th Oct 20177 answers, last by Shaglene 15:06 Tue 24th Oct 2017
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Swinger’S Party!

Went to a swinger’s party last night in my army uniform. Had to leave my khakis in the bowl....
11:48 Tue 24th Oct 201724 answers, last by marval 15:13 Tue 24th Oct 2017
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Just Met!

Just met a charming transvestite from the Manchester area. He had a Wigan address....
11:35 Tue 24th Oct 20175 answers, last by Shaglene 15:12 Tue 24th Oct 2017
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Dating Agency

I joined a dating agency last week and I had my 1st date last night her name was Helen. She was a lovely girl but she was cross-eyed I won't be seeing her again I'm sure she's seeing someone on the...
06:37 Tue 24th Oct 20172 answers, last by Shaglene 15:15 Tue 24th Oct 2017
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A Young Couple Took Their Six-Year-Old Son To The Doctor.

A young couple took their six-year-old son to the doctor. With some hesitations, they explained that although their little angel appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about his rather...
19:39 Mon 23rd Oct 20173 answers, last by Shaglene 22:28 Mon 23rd Oct 2017
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Happy Days!

My wife has threatened to leave me over my obsession with 70’s American comedy. Happy days!...
08:21 Mon 23rd Oct 201739 answers, last by GenuineclAss 15:03 Mon 23rd Oct 2017
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My Diary !

The guy who stole my diary has died. My thoughts are with his family....
16:02 Sun 22nd Oct 20178 answers, last by Voltage 11:22 Mon 23rd Oct 2017
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Two Women!

Two women walking home drunk and had to do a pee so they ducked into a graveyard. They had no toilet paper so one woman used her knickers and threw them away. The other used a ribbon from a wreath....
10:32 Sun 22nd Oct 201720 answers, last by Patsy33 16:42 Sun 22nd Oct 2017
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Just Had The Volcanic Vindaloo From Morrisons

Just had The Volcanic Vindaloo from morrisons. ..OMG my mouth is on fire only had half of it ....wow it is hot hot hot!  Water by the bucket load required ..never again lol...
18:42 Sat 21st Oct 201729 answers, last by jourdain2 22:22 Sun 22nd Oct 2017
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A German !

A German walks into a bar and orders a Martini. The bartender asks, "Dry?" The German responds, "Nein, just one."...
18:08 Sat 21st Oct 20177 answers, last by Shaglene 10:32 Sun 22nd Oct 2017
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People Think I'm Weird!

People think I'm weird because I swallowed an Abacus. It's what's inside that counts....
17:47 Sat 21st Oct 201733 answers, last by Shaglene 10:27 Sun 22nd Oct 2017

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