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Yesterday Evening!

Yesterday evening I had to change a lightbulb, a bit later on I crossed the road. Then I walked into a bar.. My life is a joke....
15:04 Tue 14th Nov 201722 answers, last by whiskeryron 17:30 Tue 14th Nov 2017
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The Job Centre

Went to the job centre yesterday and asked if they had any furniture removal jobs? They told me to “Take a seat.”...
20:31 Mon 13th Nov 201714 answers, last by Hopkirk 16:58 Tue 14th Nov 2017
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Knitting!!

Police are hunting the 'knitting needle nutter' who has stabbed 6 people. They believe he could be following some kind of pattern....
18:21 Mon 13th Nov 201711 answers, last by albaqwerty 16:39 Tue 14th Nov 2017
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‘70S Fever

The doctor recently diagnosed me with ‘70s Fever’ hope it doesn't flare up again!...
19:37 Sun 12th Nov 20177 answers, last by Shaglene 12:16 Mon 13th Nov 2017
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Little Fizzy Sweets

I used to know how to make those little fizzy sweets last a long time but then I forgot. So I went on a Refresher course!...
17:18 Sun 12th Nov 201712 answers, last by Shaglene 12:21 Mon 13th Nov 2017
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Tip Of The Day!!

TIP OF THE DAY!!!Never get into an argument with a schizophrenic and say, "just who do you think you are?"...
11:32 Sun 12th Nov 20172 answers, last by Patsy33 13:13 Sun 12th Nov 2017
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Paramedics Battling To Help 'extremely Unwell' Patient Left Note Slamming Their Parking

https://uk.yahoo.com/news/paramedics-battling-help-apos-extremely-184138022.html...
09:51 Sun 12th Nov 201716 answers, last by tonyav 22:16 Tue 14th Nov 2017
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Knock Knock.

Knock knock. Who’s there? The postman. The postman who? Look, do you want this parcel or not?...
18:33 Sat 11th Nov 20178 answers, last by jno 19:26 Sat 11th Nov 2017
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Voice Qualms

Voice qualms 4/5
17:59 Sat 11th Nov 201713 answers, last by Voltage 18:04 Sat 11th Nov 2017
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An English Teacher

An English Teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. She tells the class that there would be no excuse for not showing up, except for a serious injury or illness, or a death in the student's...
14:34 Fri 10th Nov 20171 answer, last by marval 17:33 Fri 10th Nov 2017
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"what's Your Name?"

"What's your name?" "Dave feckin Smith" "Do you suffer from Tourette's, Dave?" "No, but the Vicar at my Christening did."...
19:35 Thu 09th Nov 20177 answers, last by Shaglene 12:59 Fri 10th Nov 2017
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Pretzels

I can’t believe Pretzels are knot bread....
15:15 Thu 09th Nov 201715 answers, last by Patsy33 19:51 Thu 09th Nov 2017
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Chef!

I said to the waiter "is the chef a clown" "Why do you ask that sir" "Because this food tastes funny"...
07:57 Thu 09th Nov 20177 answers, last by DTCwordfan 22:19 Thu 09th Nov 2017
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Working In A Factory!

I'm working in a factory that makes straws. This job sucks!!...
20:14 Wed 08th Nov 201711 answers, last by 1ozzy 22:41 Wed 08th Nov 2017
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Abcdefghijk!!

Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you,...
16:45 Wed 08th Nov 20176 answers, last by Chipchopper 21:02 Wed 08th Nov 2017
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Insurance Salesmen!

I sat next to an insurance salesmen at the Robbie Williams gig last night. And through it all, he offered me protection......
19:20 Tue 07th Nov 20173 answers, last by zebo 12:03 Wed 08th Nov 2017
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New Job!

I’ve started my new job as a settee salesman yesterday!... Sofa so good....
07:37 Tue 07th Nov 201712 answers, last by zebo 12:06 Wed 08th Nov 2017
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Drink Driving!!

Yesterday a severe stutterer was sent to prison for drink driving.He was given six months but the police don"t think he will finish his sentence....
21:51 Mon 06th Nov 20172 answers, last by DTCwordfan 21:55 Mon 06th Nov 2017
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Today Was Cold!

Gosh, today was cold, wasn"t it? It was so cold, the local flasher ran up and described himself....
18:44 Mon 06th Nov 20177 answers, last by cupid04 16:45 Tue 07th Nov 2017
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Thieves!

Thieves had broken into my house last night and stolen everything except my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant. Dirty swines!!
08:24 Mon 06th Nov 20177 answers, last by marval 22:44 Mon 06th Nov 2017

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