A couple were in the bathroom getting ready for work when the husband looked at his wife and said, "I gotta have you!" He backed her up against the bathroom door, pulled down her panties, and ravaged...
Husband takes his wife to a disco. There’s a guy on the dance floor dancing like a king –moonwalking, break dancing, head spins, the works. The wife turns to her husband and sighs: "You see that...
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were sitting in a bar, drinking and discussing how stupid their wives were. The Englishman says, “I tell you, my wife is so stupid. Last week she went to...
Mad Mary was whizzing around the mental hospital in her wheelchair when she was stopped by Crazy Carl. “Licence please,” he said, Mary sped off round the corner and bumped into Looney Leon....
A big city doctor visits an Indian tribe full of men, he asks "How do you guys relieve your sexual tension?" "Simple, just come down to the river tomorrow and we'll show you." The next day the doctor...
A couple driving home hit and wounded a skunk on the road. The wife gets out and brings it back to the car. "We need to take it to a vet. Its shivering, it must be cold, what should I do?" she asks....
As I'm big and tall I treated myself to two seats at the theatre to have more room! When i got there i handed the usher two tickets. The usher asked, "Where's the other party?" I said "Well, you see...
Paddy wants to become a priest, so he goes to see the Bishop who tells him, "First, you must answer three questions about the Bible." Question one, "Who was born in a stable?" "Red Rum,"...
As i was in London i thought i'd visit soho i went into a sex shop .
I was really shocked to find out how much all my wife's vibrators cost!
She's been sitting on a small fortune!...
My wife asked me, "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?" I looked at her from head to toe and replied, "I like your sense of humor!"...
The new priest is nervous about hearing confessions, so he asks the older priest to sit in on his sessions. The new priest hears a couple of confessions, then the old priest asks him to step out of...
A woman walks into a shop that sells expensive Persian Rugs. Looking around, she spots the perfect rug, walks over and inspects it. As she bends to feel the texture of the rug she farts loudly. Very...
