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My Neighbour

My neighbour came at me really aggressively, asking if I knew anything about her underwear disappearing from her clothes line. I can tell you I nearly peed her pants....
12:56 Tue 26th Dec 20175 answers, last by JJ109 13:22 Wed 27th Dec 2017
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Late Xmas Presents For The Wife!

I've bought my wife a new bag and a new belt for her Christmas. She'll be made up! The hoovers as good as new now....
10:30 Sat 23rd Dec 201714 answers, last by Patsy33 11:02 Sat 23rd Dec 2017
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Christmas Cracker Jokes!

lets have your worst xmas cracker jokes ! What did Adam say the day before Christmas? "It's Christmas Eve"...
17:42 Fri 22nd Dec 201746 answers, last by DTCwordfan 22:11 Tue 26th Dec 2017
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Merry Xmas To All My Jokey Friends!

best wishes and a merry xmas to all the joke tellers on this section have a rib tickling new year and plenty of laughs in 2018...volty
16:58 Fri 22nd Dec 20179 answers, last by Shaglene 19:58 Fri 22nd Dec 2017
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"mother Of Six"

A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself that he starts calling his wife "Mother of Six" in spite of her objections. One night they go to a party. The man...
16:30 Fri 22nd Dec 20174 answers, last by Shaglene 20:00 Fri 22nd Dec 2017
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A Frog Visits A Fortune Teller!

A frog goes to a fortune teller to find out if he will ever be lucky in love. The fortune teller reads his palm and tells the frog, "I have good news and I have bad news. Which would you like to hear...
13:08 Fri 22nd Dec 20177 answers, last by Patsy33 16:35 Fri 22nd Dec 2017
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Sherlock Holmes Over 70 Years Ago

Just watched 2 of my favourite old films sherlock holmes with basil rathbone and nigel Bruce on TCM film channel over 70 years old still wonderful films...
18:27 Thu 21st Dec 201715 answers, last by piggynose 20:27 Wed 27th Dec 2017
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Too Late!

As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at a Traffic Warden's funeral, a voice from inside screams: "I'm not dead, I'm not dead. Let me out!" The Vicar smiles, leans forward sucking air...
15:08 Thu 21st Dec 20173 answers, last by albaqwerty 17:03 Thu 21st Dec 2017
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A Bottle Of Wine

A couple of irish tourists were dining at a fine restaurant in Paris. After waiting for an hour, the husband finally was able to catch the waiter's eye. "I want a bottle of your best wine," he...
15:05 Thu 21st Dec 20172 answers, last by marval 19:14 Thu 21st Dec 2017
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Christmas Presents

The downside of being a bomb disposal technician is that it takes me until New Year's Day to open my Christmas presents....
15:15 Wed 20th Dec 201712 answers, last by zebo 09:38 Thu 21st Dec 2017
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My Wife!!

The wife said my penis reminded her of a supermarket. I said "because it's well stocked and supplies your every need?" She replied "No because its Lidl"...
07:48 Wed 20th Dec 20177 answers, last by abbadi84 00:15 Mon 25th Dec 2017
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Diamonds !

My wife just told me she doesn't care what she gets for Christmas this year! "Just make sure it's got diamonds in it" she said. A pack of playing cards it is then....
14:24 Tue 19th Dec 201713 answers, last by marval 18:30 Tue 19th Dec 2017
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A Teacher!

A teacher asks her class what their favorite letter is. A student puts up his hand and says 'G'. The teacher walks over to him and says, "Why is that, Angus?"...
09:22 Tue 19th Dec 20178 answers, last by ThomasWillcox 11:52 Fri 15th Dec 2023
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Santa Went To The Doctors

Santa went to the Doctors with a problem. Doctor: What seems to be the problem? Santa: I seem to have a mince pie stuck up my bottom! Doctor: Well your in luck because I've got just the cream for...
14:51 Mon 18th Dec 20171 answer, last by Patsy33 15:20 Mon 18th Dec 2017
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Girlfriend

I left my last girlfriend because she wouldn’t stop counting.
 I wonder what she’s up to now....
21:19 Sun 17th Dec 20172 answers, last by Patsy33 22:03 Sun 17th Dec 2017
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Xmas Party

i was working the bar at our works xmas party last night, and i thought to myself The next person that asks me for pineapple juice, cranberry juice, lemonade and a slice of orange in the same glass is...
12:35 Sun 17th Dec 20179 answers, last by Patsy33 18:31 Sun 17th Dec 2017
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Crazy Person

crazy person 10 letters i have ?r????????...
12:02 Sat 16th Dec 20179 answers, last by Voltage 12:21 Sat 16th Dec 2017
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Monopoly!

I was asked to help design the first Monopoly board. I thought, I'll give it a go....
11:24 Sat 16th Dec 20178 answers, last by Georgiesmum 01:46 Sun 17th Dec 2017
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Blindfolded!

I've started playing darts wearing a blindfold you should try it. You don't know what you're missing!...
19:27 Fri 15th Dec 201714 answers, last by Voltage 20:07 Fri 15th Dec 2017
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Three Irishmen

Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean and Seamus, were stumbling home from the pub late one night and found themselves on the road which led past the old graveyard.. "Come have a look over here," says Paddy,...
20:08 Thu 14th Dec 2017

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