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Voltage | 12:56 Tue 26th Dec 2017 | Jokes
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My neighbour came at me really aggressively, asking if I knew anything about her underwear disappearing from her clothes line.

I can tell you I nearly peed her pants.
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Just spoke to her one pair of knickers missing but it's the 20 pegs she wants back (big girl) lol
The wife was sitting opposite her husband. She was wearing crotchless knickers.
Husband - Have you got any knickers on?
Wife - Yes
Husband - For a minute I thought that you had sat on the cat.......
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purr-fect lol
Assuming she got her revenge by kicking you there, it would be a story of

Nicked knickers and knackers knackered

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