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A Magician

A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience was different each week so he did same tricks over and over. The problem was, the captain's parrot saw all the shows and began to...
21:41 Thu 04th Jan 20182 answers, last by Shaglene 18:07 Fri 05th Jan 2018
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Sex!!!

I used to live for sex. Now I'd die for some....
17:18 Thu 04th Jan 20183 answers, last by Patsy33 18:08 Thu 04th Jan 2018
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My Sister!

My sister wants to cry. I have a crisis!...
13:29 Thu 04th Jan 20184 answers, last by vulcan42 11:58 Fri 05th Jan 2018
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Farmers Wife!

How did the farmer find out his wife was cheating? He Tractor....
16:11 Wed 03rd Jan 20189 answers, last by Patsy33 18:39 Wed 03rd Jan 2018
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Wheres It Gone?

I can't find my "Gone in 60 Seconds" DVD. It was here a minute ago....
10:30 Wed 03rd Jan 20186 answers, last by Shaglene 15:15 Wed 03rd Jan 2018
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Plastic Surgery

Remember when plastic surgery was a taboo subject? Now you mention Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow....
10:29 Wed 03rd Jan 20189 answers, last by zebo 18:45 Wed 03rd Jan 2018
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Pdc World Championship Darts (Spoiler)

Well done rob cross (voltage)for winning the pdc world darts at your 1st attempt in your 1st year! Had a bet on him 2 months ago £10ew @18/1 (1/2odds) netted me £290 last night just wanted him to...
07:26 Tue 02nd Jan 201810 answers, last by aelmpvw 09:05 Tue 02nd Jan 2018
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Two Years Into The Future!

I've just found out I can see two years into the future! Must be 2020 vision....
19:47 Mon 01st Jan 20185 answers, last by DTCwordfan 20:15 Mon 01st Jan 2018
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Daily Mail 30/12/2017 Giant Crossword

Easy 2-7 ?o ?e?u?l? For currency other than Russian it's easy (cryptic clue)...
18:18 Mon 01st Jan 20186 answers, last by MargoTester 18:26 Mon 01st Jan 2018
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New Year

If you were born in September, its pretty safe to assume your parents started out the New Year with a bang!.
11:04 Sun 31st Dec 20173 answers, last by Shaglene 16:10 Sun 31st Dec 2017
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Alcohol

There was a recent study that tried to pinpoint the effect that alcohol has on walking... The results was staggering....
21:42 Fri 29th Dec 20173 answers, last by Voltage 20:03 Mon 01st Jan 2018
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I'm In Hospital!

I'm in hospital! Dont Panic! I ate what I thought was an onion, but it was a daffodil bulb! Doctors reckon I'll be out in the Spring....
15:08 Fri 29th Dec 201711 answers, last by Patsy33 18:39 Fri 29th Dec 2017
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French Lessons!..

I used to get so excited about French lessons!.. Sometimes a little "oui" would come out....
10:58 Fri 29th Dec 20177 answers, last by Patsy33 13:07 Fri 29th Dec 2017
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100 Years Ago

100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses. The stables have turned....
13:15 Thu 28th Dec 20174 answers, last by jno 14:47 Thu 28th Dec 2017
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Doncaster Area?

Morning all House hunting begins in January looking at Lincolnshire and also south Yorkshire. Have already looked around Lincolnshire but not around say a 20 mile radius of Doncaster ..have seen a...
11:26 Thu 28th Dec 20173 answers, last by Voltage 11:50 Thu 28th Dec 2017
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Cavemen

How did cavemen meet cavewomen? They went out clubbing....
09:38 Thu 28th Dec 20173 answers, last by murraymints 09:46 Thu 28th Dec 2017
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My Wife

My wife kept going on and on about what she should use the empty drawer for. Eventually I told her to put a sock in it....
18:47 Wed 27th Dec 2017
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Xmas Jumper!

The xmas jumper i got for Xmas kept picking up static electricity so I took it back to the shop & exchanged it for another one. Free of charge....
15:06 Wed 27th Dec 20171 answer, last by marval 16:58 Wed 27th Dec 2017
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My Doctor

Ive just visited my doctor as I keep on saying "Happy new year everyone"!!! She Thinks I may have premature congratulations....
07:55 Wed 27th Dec 20172 answers, last by marval 16:54 Wed 27th Dec 2017
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Newcastle Brown Ale

I got a can of Newcastle Brown Ale stuck in my foot. It's an ingrowing toon ale....
18:23 Tue 26th Dec 20175 answers, last by Jackdaw33 18:40 Tue 26th Dec 2017

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