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Muslim Flight Attendant Refuses To Serve Alcohol

Here we go again. Another case of the goal posts being widened and changed. She was accepted for the post before she converted to Islam.Now she wants to retain her job but refuse to serve alcohol....
12:58 Mon 07th Sep 201556 answers, last by EDDIE51 22:04 Mon 07th Sep 2015
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Kids In Church

3-year-old Reese : 'Our Father, Who does art in heaven, Harold is His name. Amen.' ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A little boy was overheard praying: 'Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't...
15:45 Sun 06th Sep 20156 answers, last by vulcan42 14:13 Mon 07th Sep 2015
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Flawless Male Logic At Its Best

Woman: Do you drink beer? Man: Yes Woman: How many beers a day? Man: Usually about 3 Woman: How much do you pay per beer? Man: £3 Woman: And how long have you been drinking? Man: About 30 years, I...
14:12 Thu 03rd Sep 20153 answers, last by Shaglene 16:24 Thu 03rd Sep 2015
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Tighten Your What ?

http://i58.tinypic.com/voaowi.jpg A hell of a name for a vessel full of sailors !!!...
14:30 Sat 29th Aug 20152 answers, last by EDDIE51 10:12 Mon 31st Aug 2015
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The Centipede

The Centipede � � � A single guy decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. � � � So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. � � �...
11:52 Sat 29th Aug 201512 answers, last by Davemano 00:18 Sun 30th Aug 2015
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Fao Margo

Beat you to that Hospital appt.Got taken to CCU last night. Ticker on blink.Shall be hores de combat for a while. Ruddy wedding anniversary tomorrow :-( Speak later. Answer t 2D (5) and (7) bored...
08:58 Wed 26th Aug 201525 answers, last by retrocop 21:57 Wed 26th Aug 2015
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The Priests Rooster

The priest in a small Irish village loved his chickens that he kept in the coop behind the church. One Sunday morning before mass, he went to feed the birds and discovered that the cock was missing....
20:14 Mon 24th Aug 20153 answers, last by janbee 07:00 Wed 26th Aug 2015
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Quickies

Quickies I bought some 'Jamie Oliver Sausages' yesterday. On the packet it said 'Prick with a fork'…. I thought, can't argue with that! When cooking Alphabet Soup, don't leave it unattended, it...
18:16 Sun 23rd Aug 201521 answers, last by Chipchopper 18:14 Wed 20th Jan 2016
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Fao Baldric

Part 1 0f 2 episodes about to start on Discovery History. "The Falklands War"...
21:01 Wed 19th Aug 2015
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Another Aircraft Crash In Uk

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/plane-crashes-motor-racing-track-cheshire-132727615.html#rWp9g5x...
15:38 Sat 01st Aug 201525 answers, last by mikey4444 18:59 Sat 01st Aug 2015
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Jihadi John

http://metro.co.uk/2015/07/25/jihadi-john-abandons-isis-in-fear-of-his-life-5312812/?ref=yfp Boy I wish this could be true.If it is please form an orderly queue behind me so I can get to him first...
20:25 Tue 28th Jul 201542 answers, last by ToraToraTora 15:25 Wed 29th Jul 2015
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Don The Stoic

I cannot stand people who think they're worse off than everybody else. My mate Don is brilliant. He had a bad accident where he lost his voice and both legs. Does he make a song and dance about it?...
13:01 Mon 27th Jul 20151 answer, last by Sipowicz 13:02 Mon 27th Jul 2015
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M.i.l.'s Depression

My mother-in-law is suffering from depression. She phoned me the other day and said, "I feel like jumping in front of a bus and you're not doing anything to help." So I sent her a timetable...
13:00 Mon 27th Jul 20154 answers, last by Sipowicz 13:05 Mon 27th Jul 2015
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Ice Cream

A bloke from Barnsley wakes up with a sore backside. He goes to the corner shop and asks the shopkeeper "nah then, does tha' sell rrrrrrs cream?" The shopkeeper replies, "That we do Lad, does tha'...
12:58 Mon 27th Jul 20151 answer, last by DTCwordfan 13:00 Mon 27th Jul 2015
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Scouser

A Liverpudlian went to court accused of having sex with a cat. The judge dismissed the case saying that in his 30 years as a judge he'd never known a scouser put anything into a kitty!...
12:56 Mon 27th Jul 20151 answer, last by DTCwordfan 12:58 Mon 27th Jul 2015
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Appendix Scar

My wife just asked me if her appendix scar made her look unattractive. Apparently the response of "don't worry babe, your boobs cover it," wasn't the answer she was looking for....
12:55 Mon 27th Jul 2015
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In A Pickle

Mickey O'Flynn worked in an Irish pickle factory. > For many years he had a powerful > desire to put his penis in the pickle slicer. Unable to > stand it any longer, he sought professional help from...
23:32 Tue 21st Jul 20158 answers, last by EDDIE51 22:45 Wed 29th Jul 2015
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Can Anyone Explain This Bizarre Asylum Case?

I cannot supply a link as protocol demands on the News section because I can't find it. I have just watched a report on ITV News at 10 about a Syrian illegal immigrant who has managed to reach the UK....
00:02 Fri 17th Jul 201533 answers, last by jourdain2 21:58 Sat 18th Jul 2015
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A Case Of Interpretation

A real southern gentleman went to Las Vegas. Sitting in a cocktail lounge, he beckoned the waitress and said quietly, "Miss, y'all sure are a luvly, luvly lady. Can ah persuade y'all to give me a...
14:53 Wed 15th Jul 20153 answers, last by Baldric 16:10 Wed 15th Jul 2015
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Fao Danny

As it happens I forgot to mention yesterday that Mrs retro shares her birthday with you!!!! Oooops. Nearly dropped a big clanger myself . :-)
09:37 Tue 14th Jul 20153 answers, last by dannyk13 09:43 Tue 14th Jul 2015

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