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2+2+2 =7

A teacher said to Johnny, "If I give you two cats and then two more cats and another two cats how many cats do you have?" Johnny. "seven sir" Teacher. "No listen again.I give you two cats plus two...
19:56 Sat 18th Apr 201553 answers, last by tonyav 21:52 Sat 18th Apr 2015
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Tuti Homini

> Pope Francis recently finished his sermon. > He ended it with the Latin phrase, "Tuti Homini" – “Blessed be Mankind.” > > A Woman's Rights Group approached the Pope the next day. > They...
11:43 Sat 18th Apr 201526 answers, last by weecalf 22:18 Sat 18th Apr 2015
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Dog Lovers

Worth a flight with KLM to meet this little chappie....
11:27 Sat 18th Apr 20158 answers, last by chaptazbru2 15:37 Sat 18th Apr 2015
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Labour Wipeout

mikey I know it from the DM what us plebs read but I think it is in the Guardian as well....
09:32 Sat 18th Apr 201533 answers, last by ichkeria 13:12 Sat 18th Apr 2015
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Fao Captain2

Do I have to be signed up to Facebook to make a donation via Paypal? I know there is a delay before Paypal will show it on one's account.I was happy to see they would increase £20 to £25 but am not...
22:33 Fri 17th Apr 201516 answers, last by MargoTester 15:25 Sat 18th Apr 2015
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Why So Many People Want To Vote Ukip

VHG Have you trawled through these 3 OP's today?They are on News section. 1. Last Night's debate 2.Labour supporters,Would you take Power at any cost. 3. Europe and Immigration. I am amazed at the...
22:05 Fri 17th Apr 201518 answers, last by whiskeryron 17:13 Wed 22nd Apr 2015
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Europe And Immigration

For all those who support Europe and the free movement within it's borders. Those who wish we signed the Schengen Treaty. Read this horror story.This man,and no doubt many like him,was heading for our...
08:46 Fri 17th Apr 201529 answers, last by ukanonymous 10:10 Sat 18th Apr 2015
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Building Permit

My Building Permit Some have asked what I've been doing in retirement. Well, I applied for a building permit for a new house. It's going to be 100 ft tall and 400 ft wide, with 12 gun turrets at...
13:11 Mon 13th Apr 20154 answers, last by retrocop 14:54 Mon 13th Apr 2015
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I Nearly Became A Doctor

When I was young in 1960's,I decided I wanted to a be doctor so I took the entrance exam to go to Medical School. One of the questions asked us was to rearrange the letters PNEIS into the name of an...
12:53 Mon 13th Apr 20157 answers, last by Canary42 01:06 Wed 15th Apr 2015
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Golf Trip

----- A woman and a man are lying in bed next to each other when her phone rings. She picks up, the man looks over at her and listens. She is speaking in a cheery voice. "Hi, I'm so glad you...
12:48 Mon 13th Apr 20152 answers, last by excelsior-1 15:24 Mon 13th Apr 2015
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Groan

Brenda was in the fertilised egg business. She had several hundred young 'pullets' and ten roosters to fertilise their eggs. She kept records and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and...
13:02 Mon 30th Mar 20154 answers, last by Baldric 17:03 Mon 30th Mar 2015
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English Around The World

In a Bangkok Temple: IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN, EVEN A FOREIGNER, IF DRESSED AS A MAN. Cocktail lounge, Norway: LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR. Doctor's office, Rome:...
13:40 Sun 29th Mar 20152 answers, last by marval 23:02 Sun 29th Mar 2015
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I So Love Military Humour

QUOTES FROM BRITISH MILITARY ANNUAL STAFF APPRAISALS 1. His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of curiosity. 2. I would not breed from this Officer. 3. This man is depriving a village...
20:50 Fri 27th Mar 20158 answers, last by dannyk13 09:17 Sat 28th Mar 2015
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Who Would Disagree With This Senior Citizen?

A long rant but we have heard this so many times from others so is he wrong? OH BOY, DOES THIS RESONATE! Written by a senior citizen. It's difficult to disagree with the 72-year-old man who wrote this...
11:42 Wed 25th Mar 201522 answers, last by redvanman 17:30 Thu 30th Nov 2017
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Kylie,robin And Elton

Kylie Minogue, Robbie Williams and Elton John were walking over a bridge. Kylie trips and gets her head jammed between the railings. Quickly checking nobody is watching, Robbie pulls aside her...
13:42 Mon 23rd Mar 20155 answers, last by PankySmooch 00:21 Tue 24th Mar 2015
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Labour Hypocrisy

This idiot is constantly sniping at the Torys for being a party funded by Hedge Fund managers.Some hasty back pedalling on the way. And some accuse Farage as gormless!!...
13:15 Sat 21st Mar 20154 answers, last by Jackdaw33 01:21 Sun 22nd Mar 2015
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Medical Checkup

I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age. (I just reached 70). A little concerned about that comment, I...
14:01 Fri 20th Mar 20153 answers, last by DTCwordfan 13:21 Sat 21st Mar 2015
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Shower/mixer Tap

Any Plumbers out there. A recent problem has cropped up with the shower mixer tap in the downstairs bathroom. The cold is fed by direct mains pressure and the hot by gravity feed from the hot water...
13:38 Fri 20th Mar 20156 answers, last by retrocop 14:38 Fri 20th Mar 2015
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Daily Mail Hardest/smallest

Well done mac. I notice,today, that your hunch for 7a was correct. CF and Flee. Deserve a BA for that but not my OP....
09:00 Fri 20th Mar 201512 answers, last by retrocop 11:30 Fri 20th Mar 2015
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Channel 4 Tonight

Don't forget AB newshounds to watch Channel 4 tonight at 2100. Should provide some interesting debate on this site tomorrow I hope.
21:43 Thu 19th Mar 201518 answers, last by bazwillrun 12:01 Fri 20th Mar 2015

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