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Fao Abers

As you can see I have been reinstated to AB with due consideration and compassion shown by the ED I appreciate this is a unique privilege and I have promised the Ed that I will not abuse this...
17:24 Wed 20th May 2015100 answers, last by Gromit 12:52 Fri 22nd May 2015
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Censorship

Ed May I respectfully ask why a complete post has disappeared from chatterbank? It concerned a rather distasteful topic I agree,but nevertheless, was ,it seems, a subject worthy of debate and opinion....
23:54 Fri 01st May 2015
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Gizmonster How Low Can You Go - There Are Some Sick People Out There ..... Words escape me: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-32538905 I just hope he gets his comeuppance, whilst he serves his...
23:31 Fri 01st May 20151 answer, last by anneasquith 23:33 Fri 01st May 2015
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Fao Margo

http://www.pinoychow.com/giniling-ground-pork-stirfry/ Having it this eve.Done the prep. All ready to cook.Will let you know later how it went. Am out all day tomorrow at Shooting range. xx :-)...
14:41 Wed 29th Apr 20153 answers, last by MargoTester 14:51 Wed 29th Apr 2015
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Flu Jabs

FLU SEASON To avoid it... Eat right! Make sure you get your daily dose of fruit and veggies. Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin C. Get plenty of exercise because it builds your immune system....
14:02 Wed 29th Apr 20157 answers, last by Baldric 15:45 Wed 29th Apr 2015
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Ship's Biscuits

An admiral visited one of the ships of the line under his command. While eating breakfast with the crew he was impressed to see the Naval insignia stamped on every biscuit. He went to the Chief cook...
16:11 Sun 26th Apr 20154 answers, last by Svejk 16:27 Sun 26th Apr 2015
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Whip Me,whip Me

Please don’t blame me for this. I don’t write them I just pass them along. Fred and Fiona were making passionate love in Fred's Transit van when suddenly Fiona ( being a bit on the kinky side)...
15:18 Fri 24th Apr 201513 answers, last by Jordyboy9 11:23 Sat 25th Apr 2015
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A French Blind Date

https://www.youtube.com/embed/_CwHrJt8Oz8?rel=0...
15:07 Fri 24th Apr 20153 answers, last by sunny-dave 11:30 Sat 25th Apr 2015
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4 Facts

: These facts are irrefutable. Be careful, be very careful. A wise person once said: 1. We all love to spend money buying new clothes but we never realize that the best moments in life are enjoyed...
14:58 Fri 24th Apr 20151 answer, last by Arksided 15:04 Fri 24th Apr 2015
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Old Italian Golfer

Silvio, an 80-year-old Italian goes to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and asks, 'how do you stay in such great physical condition?' I'm Italian and I...
14:43 Fri 24th Apr 20155 answers, last by janbee 06:19 Sat 25th Apr 2015
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Where Is Sasha?

Vladimir Putin, wanting to get on the good side of voters, goes to visit a school in Moscow to have a chat with the kids. He talks to them about how Russia is a powerful nation and how he wants the...
14:05 Fri 24th Apr 20151 answer, last by janbee 06:21 Sat 25th Apr 2015
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Anzac Day

Dear up side down mates in the Southern Hemisphere, Here in the Northern Hemisphere where we are a day behind you it is the 24th /04/2015 so I would like to wish you ANZACS a happy ANZAC day and,...
08:15 Fri 24th Apr 201515 answers, last by DTCwordfan 21:01 Fri 24th Apr 2015
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To Be Sure.it's Irish

The reason there are so many Irish jokes is because the Irish have a quaint way with words. Like the Irish patient who hobbled into the Surgery waiting room. "I hope to God the doctor finds something...
12:35 Wed 22nd Apr 20154 answers, last by Samuraisan 11:20 Fri 24th Apr 2015
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Integration Islamic Style

Yet another demonstration of our moderate Islamic guests non- acceptance of a democracy that the country they opted to live in promotes. Why don't they just Bog off.?...
21:48 Tue 21st Apr 201574 answers, last by naomi24 14:03 Thu 23rd Apr 2015
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Groan. I'll Get Me Coat.

One day God calls down to Noah and says "Noah me old china, I wants you to make me a new Ark". Noah replies, "No probs God, me old Supreme Being, anything you want - after all you're the boss". But...
21:35 Tue 21st Apr 20156 answers, last by janbee 04:36 Thu 23rd Apr 2015
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Drunken Aussie

A drunken Aussie walked into a very crowded bar in Sydney waving a six shooter. "Ok. Which one of you mongrels has been entertaining my sheila while I've been droving in the outback.Come on cough up...
12:05 Tue 21st Apr 20153 answers, last by magicmick 12:11 Tue 21st Apr 2015
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Paraprosdokians

Winston Churchill lovedparaprosdokians, figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected. 1. Where there's a will, I want to be in it. 2. The last thing I...
09:46 Tue 21st Apr 20153 answers, last by Quizmonkey 11:46 Wed 22nd Apr 2015
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Vehicle Reversing Camera

I own a Nissan Nivara with reversing camera.I bought it new in 2013.In 2014 during a warm and sunny spell the screen went very dark with horizontal lines going up and down like the old TV's out of...
20:11 Sat 18th Apr 20153 answers, last by retrocop 09:14 Tue 21st Apr 2015
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2+2+2 =7

A teacher said to Johnny, "If I give you two cats and then two more cats and another two cats how many cats do you have?" Johnny. "seven sir" Teacher. "No listen again.I give you two cats plus two...
19:56 Sat 18th Apr 201553 answers, last by tonyav 21:52 Sat 18th Apr 2015
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Tuti Homini

> Pope Francis recently finished his sermon. > He ended it with the Latin phrase, "Tuti Homini" – “Blessed be Mankind.” > > A Woman's Rights Group approached the Pope the next day. > They...
11:43 Sat 18th Apr 201526 answers, last by weecalf 22:18 Sat 18th Apr 2015

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