Very sketchy info to give you. Thought to be a teen film with a one word title. It is about a plane flight that lands and all the passengers soon after strt dying off through unrelated causes and...
A guy walks in a bar in Cork, Ireland, and asks the barman "What's the quickest way to Dublin?" "Are you walking or driving?" asks the barman. "Driving," says the man. "That's the quickest way," says...
QUESTIONS THAT HAUNT ME! How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were...
https://uk.news.yahoo.com/four-migrant-boats-land-british-raf-073713412.html#49nxC5p Now the migrants go direct to the RAF for their flights to Europe. This is a first. What little Sovereign territory...
This,along with our groping Oxford debater and diversity expert is what you pay for to lecture you. https://uk.news.yahoo.com/university-lecturer-quits-job-drunkenly-124550061.html#tn03rQ3 Perhaps my...
British Humour 1. I got invited to a party and was told to dress to kill. Apparently a turban, beard, and a backpack wasn't what they had in mind. 2. After a night of drink, drugs and wild sex, John...
A blond man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts: "Did you find the shampoo?" He answers, "Yes, but I'm not sure what to do; it's for dry hair, and I've just wet mine."...
Just noticed that one of my favourite films is on BBC 2 tomorrow.
Always chuckle when the baboo gets hoiked out the moving carriage for spitting melon pips over the fellow travellers....
When you served with RM did you specialise or enjoy long arm musketry on the ranges. Fancy a pop at Bisley for a days fresh air and the smell of cordite. No worries fixing that up if you would like a...
The Men's Shed Meeting We had a novel experience at a recent meeting of our book club at the Men's Shed. One of our senior members, Ted Roberts who is himself an author lauded for his timeless work...
Don't wish to pry but with regard to your recent episode was a cardio version involved? Only ask as my cardio consultant is sending me for one which I am not jumping through hoops about as it would...
The fireman climbs the ladder to the bedroom of a burning house, and there he finds a curvaceous brunette, "Ah", he says, "you are the third pregnant girl I've rescued this month". "But, I'm not...
Who Rang That Bell!! A fire chief had just gotten married and on his honeymoon he informed his new wife that their house was going to be run like a firehouse... he said that they would have sex on the...
An orthodox rabbi is studying in his living room, when there is a knock on the door. When he opens the door, it is a policeman, who informs him that the rivers are rising, a flood is expected, and...
A fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when he notices a little boy next door. The little boy is in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the side. He is wearing...
THE WORLDS WORST COP JOKE Quasimodo, the demented bell ringer of Notre Dame, put an ad in the papers for a assistant bell ringer. One man applied for the job but he had no arms. "How are you going to...
A blonde was speeding in a 35 mile per hour zone when a local police officer pulled her over and walked up to the car. The officer also happened to be a blonde and she asked for the blonde's driver's...
"One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?" The woodcutter replied...
