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In A Pickle
Mickey O'Flynn worked in an Irish pickle factory.
> For many years he had a powerful
> desire to put his penis in the pickle slicer. Unable to
> stand it any longer, he sought professional help from the
> factory psychologist.
> After six months, the therapist gave
> up. He advised Mickey to go ahead and do it, or he would
> probably never have any peace of mind.
> The next
> day he came home from work very early. His wife, Mary,
> became alarmed and wanted to know what had
> happened. Mickey tearfully confessed his
> tormenting desire to put his penis in the pickle slicer. He
> went on to explain that today he finally went ahead and did
> it, and he was immediately fired.Mary gasped and ran over to her
> husband. She quickly yanked
> his pants and shorts only to find a normal, completely
> intact penis. She looked up and said, "I don't
> understand. What about the pickle slicer?"Mickey
> replied, "I think she got fired,
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