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Phuckeruppa

To anyone who might be interested

I am not related in any way to Fat.Phucker. What's more I despise such pond-life.
15:41 Sat 18th Apr 200961 answers, last by Joy11 17:07 Sat 18th Apr 2009
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marval

Bar bear

A bear walks into a bar and... sits down at the bar, the bar man looks him up and down and asks, "what'll it be?" The bear replies, "I'll...
13:20 Sat 18th Apr 20093 answers, last by chrisrob 10:45 Sun 19th Apr 2009
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zzxxee

i think im a little bit in love

with someone on here can you guess who ??
14:47 Sat 18th Apr 200950 answers, last by Joy11 16:51 Sat 18th Apr 2009
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Phuckeruppa

Paris Hilton

http://www.pussyslips.com/paris-hilton-pussy-s lip.htm
14:27 Sat 18th Apr 20095 answers, last by gelda 18:40 Sat 18th Apr 2009
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Phuckeruppa

Why do we say "A word to the wise"

When its the stupid ones that need the advice?
12:34 Sat 18th Apr 200910 answers, last by fat.phucker 16:24 Sat 18th Apr 2009
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knobbynonut5

Has anybody

Seen my donkey...........
12:45 Sat 18th Apr 200912 answers, last by knobbynonut5 14:00 Sat 18th Apr 2009
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garycref

Engagement advice

hi, my girlfriend has fallen preganant and I want to do the right thing, problem is we are both in a financial mess due to the credit crunch. I need some help or ideas on firstly a ring, can I get a...
13:42 Fri 17th Apr 200929 answers, last by joannie10 16:47 Fri 24th Apr 2009
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marval

The World Expert on European Wasps

The World Expert on European Wasps The world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make is taking a stroll down his local town. As he passes by the record shop, a sign catches his eye:...
19:25 Thu 16th Apr 20095 answers, last by BilluSugger 18:31 Fri 17th Apr 2009
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Phuckeruppa

My father-in-Law

used to start his day by boiling a couple of eggs in the kettle, using some of the water to make tea and then wet shave with the remainder, before eating his eggs. Anyone else know of similar...
12:55 Thu 16th Apr 20095 answers, last by warpig3 14:30 Thu 16th Apr 2009
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Phuckeruppa

What do you call five greek women, squatting on a field?

Acropolips.
15:55 Wed 15th Apr 20092 answers, last by Phuckeruppa 12:57 Thu 16th Apr 2009
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MyJolly

Where did everyone go?

Well......where are they? Were they taken up?
12:33 Thu 16th Apr 200913 answers, last by im-dan.glee 15:24 Thu 16th Apr 2009
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Ethel

Your toaster - love it or hate it?

I need to buy a new toaster and am befuddled by the choice. Do I buy a ?4 Tesco cheapie, a hugely expensive Dualit or something in between? I want one that toasts a large slice all over with no white...
12:37 Thu 16th Apr 200942 answers, last by Aprilis 13:42 Thu 16th Apr 2009
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AB Editor

AB Twitter

Hello, folks! Come join us on Twitter for random updates! I haven't had a great deal of time recently to post blogs, so using Twitter would be a great way for you guys to see what's going on here at...
11:22 Wed 15th Apr 200961 answers, last by lilsecret 23:56 Wed 15th Apr 2009
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Phuckeruppa

What's Grey

and comes in buckets?
00:45 Tue 14th Apr 200910 answers, last by Hugh-Jampton 00:55 Tue 14th Apr 2009
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mrs.chappie

Are any ABers ....

ambidextrous?
00:42 Tue 14th Apr 200911 answers, last by ianfran 01:00 Tue 14th Apr 2009
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mrs.chappie

Has a song ever reduced you to tears?

What Colour is the Wind? did me.
23:57 Mon 13th Apr 200937 answers, last by ummmm 05:36 Tue 14th Apr 2009
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echokilo

Colonic Hydrptherapy ..................

................... has anyone had this? Recommended or not?
21:33 Mon 13th Apr 20098 answers, last by Jenna1978 22:17 Tue 14th Apr 2009
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marval

The number twelve goes to a bar

A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer. "Sorry I can't serve you," states the barman. "Why not?!" asks the number twelve with anger showing in its voice. "You're under...
23:22 Mon 13th Apr 20092 answers, last by squarebear 10:44 Tue 14th Apr 2009
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NoMercy

Don't you just love...........

Cockney Rhyming Slang! I'm absolutely Hank Marvin, so I think I'll order a Ruby Murray...... What's your favourite CRS? And do you have any of your own? Points go to the most original/funny :-)
23:45 Mon 13th Apr 200949 answers, last by Aprilis 01:23 Tue 14th Apr 2009
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sophie_1003

one of my faves

A troop of French Foreign Legionaries were marching through the desert. They had been marching for days, their water supply had run out, and they were on the brink of collapse. And then suddenly, as...
20:06 Mon 13th Apr 20098 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 12:17 Sat 18th Jun 2011

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