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To anyone who might be interested

I am not related in any way to Fat.Phucker. What's more I despise such pond-life.
15:41 Sat 18th Apr 200961 answers, last by Joy11 17:07 Sat 18th Apr 2009
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Paris Hilton

http://www.pussyslips.com/paris-hilton-pussy-s lip.htm
14:27 Sat 18th Apr 20095 answers, last by gelda 18:40 Sat 18th Apr 2009
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Why do we say "A word to the wise"

When its the stupid ones that need the advice?
12:34 Sat 18th Apr 200910 answers, last by fat.phucker 16:24 Sat 18th Apr 2009
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A boss asked one of his employees,

'Do you believe in life after death?' 'Yes, sir,' replied the new employee. 'I thought you would,' said the boss. 'Yesterday after you left to go to your brother's funeral, he stopped by to see you.'
10:01 Fri 17th Apr 20091 answer, last by Dear-Doris 00:05 Wed 02nd Jul 2014
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If all is not lost,

where is it?
09:58 Fri 17th Apr 20094 answers, last by Naomicorlett 10:03 Fri 17th Apr 2009
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My father-in-Law

used to start his day by boiling a couple of eggs in the kettle, using some of the water to make tea and then wet shave with the remainder, before eating his eggs. Anyone else know of similar...
12:55 Thu 16th Apr 20095 answers, last by warpig3 14:30 Thu 16th Apr 2009
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What's the definition of Trust?

Two cannibals giving each other a blow job.
17:34 Wed 15th Apr 20091 answer, last by Dear-Doris 00:05 Wed 02nd Jul 2014
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What has 300 legs and seven teeth?

- The front row at a Cliff Richard concert
16:04 Wed 15th Apr 20092 answers, last by Parsfan 14:27 Fri 17th Apr 2009
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What do you call five greek women, squatting on a field?

Acropolips.
15:55 Wed 15th Apr 20092 answers, last by Phuckeruppa 12:57 Thu 16th Apr 2009
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If we aren't supposed to eat animals,

why are they made of meat?
11:53 Wed 15th Apr 20096 answers, last by McMouse 12:33 Wed 15th Apr 2009
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What's the definition of aristocracy in Australia?

Being able to trace lineage back to your father.
11:29 Wed 15th Apr 20092 answers, last by Scyld 12:04 Wed 15th Apr 2009
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Down Under

A big Aussie is walking down the road with a sheep under each arm. He meets a mate who says "G'day mate, you shearing?" To which he replies, "Nah mate, gonna shag em both meself"
11:19 Wed 15th Apr 20091 answer, last by Jillius 12:34 Wed 15th Apr 2009
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A Young Chinese couple got married.

The new bride of course is still a virgin. On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring: "My darring, I...
11:19 Wed 15th Apr 20092 answers, last by marval 13:27 Wed 15th Apr 2009
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What's Grey

and comes in buckets?
00:45 Tue 14th Apr 200910 answers, last by Hugh-Jampton 00:55 Tue 14th Apr 2009
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David Beckham at a management seminar says:

"I like them cos they make my breath fresh" There's stunned silence then someone shouts: "Tactics you thick tw at!!!"
19:02 Sat 11th Apr 20094 answers, last by Gormless 19:07 Sat 11th Apr 2009
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An old lady went to the doctor with her back all cut up.

The doctor said, "What happened to your back?" She replied, "It's from making love doggie-style." The doctor asked, "Don't you know any other position besides doggie style?" She said, "Yeah... but my...
18:57 Sat 11th Apr 20092 answers, last by sleepy1j 19:19 Sun 12th Apr 2009
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Perv Joke

After Michael Jackson's wife had her baby, Michael asked her how long it would be before he could have sex. She replied "For god sake , let the little sod start walking first !!!!!"
19:31 Fri 10th Apr 2009
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Perv Joke

After Michael Jackson's wife had her baby, Michael asked her how long it would be before he could have sex. She replied "For god sake , let the little sod start walking first !!!!!"
19:31 Fri 10th Apr 20091 answer, last by zzxxee 12:39 Sat 11th Apr 2009
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I say, I say

Little boy crying out in Tescos. The securuty guard says "Are you lost?" The little sobbing boy replies that he is. "What's your mummy like?" The little boy looks up and says "Big dicks and Bacardi...
17:47 Fri 10th Apr 20093 answers, last by zzxxee 12:40 Sat 11th Apr 2009
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Don't tell your wife

Last night on the way home from the pub I decided to take a short cut over the railway. I then saw a woman tied to the railway track I stopped and had mad sex all night. I'm hoping for a blow job...
17:45 Fri 10th Apr 2009

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