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A Young Chinese couple got married.

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Phuckeruppa | 11:19 Wed 15th Apr 2009 | Jokes
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The new bride of course is still a virgin.
On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring: "My darring, I know dis you firs time and you flighten. I plomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting you want. What you want?"
"I wanna numma 69" she replies.
He looks at her very puzzled, "You wanna beef wit broccorri?"
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