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Large bulge

A man walks into a pharmacy and asks the woman behind the counter "Is there a male pharmacist available?" "No" she says, "My sister and I own this place and we are both...
23:10 Tue 29th Sep 2009
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How much

A businessman was confused about a bill he had received, so he asked his secretary for some mathematical help. \"If I were to give you £20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take...
23:11 Mon 28th Sep 20094 answers, last by stewey 15:21 Tue 29th Sep 2009
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Moan

Old Seth has been a farmer all his life, up at 5am. 7 days a week, 52 weeks a year. No matter what the weather, and back to bed at 11pm. He had led a hard life, supported by his wife Bess, who bore...
23:49 Sat 26th Sep 20097 answers, last by marval 10:29 Wed 30th Sep 2009
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Don't sell that cow

The wise old Mother Superior from County Tipperary was dying. The nuns gathered around her bed trying to make her comfortable. They gave her some warm milk to drink, but she refused it. Then one nun...
13:06 Sat 26th Sep 2009
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Bubbles

For his final project in a statistics class, a student decided to conduct a survey. So it wouldn't be a boring project, he chose to find out peoples' favourite pastimes. The teacher required that he...
17:05 Fri 25th Sep 20092 answers, last by marval 10:27 Sun 27th Sep 2009
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Best reasons to allow drinking on the job.

1. It's an incentive to show up 2. It reduces stress 3. It leads to more honest communications 4. It reduces complaints about low pay 5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover...
23:31 Thu 24th Sep 2009
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Secrets to a Happy Marriage from a Male Point of View

1. It is important to find a woman that cooks and cleans 2. It is important to find a woman that makes good money 3. It is important to find a woman that likes to have sex 4. It is important that...
23:03 Wed 23rd Sep 20096 answers, last by Panic Button 23:34 Thu 24th Sep 2009
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Wrong key

A man left to go help in the Crusades and decided that his wife should wear a chastity belt. So he locks her up and gives the key to his best friend. He tells him, \"If I\'m not back in four...
22:20 Tue 22nd Sep 20093 answers, last by keithlbw 23:17 Tue 22nd Sep 2009
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Eighth time

An overweight business associate of mine decided it was time to shed some excess pounds. He took his new diet seriously, even changing his driving route to avoid his favourite bakery. One morning,...
20:08 Mon 21st Sep 20092 answers, last by marval 10:12 Tue 22nd Sep 2009
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Breast Milk

A not necessarily well-prepared student sat in his life science classroom, staring at a question on the final exam paper. The question directed: "Give four advantages of breast milk." What...
12:09 Mon 21st Sep 2009
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Never object

He'd shown her his etchings and just about everything else of interest in his apartment, and as Jack poured the last martinis into their glasses, he realized that the moment of truth with Louise had...
13:04 Sun 20th Sep 20091 answer, last by carlton23 23:21 Sun 20th Sep 2009
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Oops

A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a pest control company. One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when her husband arrived home unexpectedly....
15:47 Sat 19th Sep 20092 answers, last by pericat 20:40 Sat 19th Sep 2009
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Exercise

Always consult your doctor before starting any exercise program. Now scroll down Now scroll up That's enough for the first day...
23:00 Thu 17th Sep 20093 answers, last by keithlbw 23:39 Thu 17th Sep 2009
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One eye and one ear

A policeman was interrogating three blondes who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first blonde a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it....
23:35 Wed 16th Sep 2009
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How many viagra

A lady walked into a pharmacy and spoke to the pharmacist. She asked, "Do you have Viagra?" "Yes," he answered. She asked, "Does it work?" "Yes, he answered....
16:00 Tue 15th Sep 20091 answer, last by carlton23 23:45 Tue 15th Sep 2009
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Posted at a local Golf Club

1. Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart. 2. Form a loose grip. 3. Keep your head down. 4. Avoid a quick back swing. 5. Stay out of the water. 6. Try not to hit anyone. 7. If you are...
22:18 Mon 14th Sep 20093 answers, last by tamborine 00:27 Wed 16th Sep 2009
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Lord Of the Rings in a Nutshell

Gandalf: That ring is bad news, Frodo, it must be destroyed. Frodo: How so? Gandalf: It must be placed in the fires of Mount Doom. Frodo: Oh well, I guess that means a lot of walking, camping and then...
23:18 Sun 13th Sep 20094 answers, last by baudeagle 02:14 Sat 21st Apr 2012
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Careful with that van aerial

Louis and Joyce were making passionate love in Louis's mini van when suddenly Joyce, being a bit on the kinky side, yells out "Oh fat boy, whip me, whip me!" Louis, not wanting to pass up...
11:36 Sun 13th Sep 20095 answers, last by Morecowbell 16:29 Mon 14th Sep 2009
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That's real nice

Two housewives were sitting on the porch of a giant mansion talking to each other. The first one said, "For my first anniversary, my husband gave me this 1/2 carat diamond ring."...
18:57 Sat 12th Sep 2009
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Grab and hold

While on a flight from New York, the flight attendant was busy passing out peanuts and drinks to everyone. There were about sixteen flights lined up waiting to get clearance to take off. Suddenly, one...
22:56 Fri 11th Sep 2009

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