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Husband: Oh, come on. Wife: Leave me alone! Husband: It won't take long. Wife: I won't be able to sleep afterwards. Husband: I can't sleep without it. Wife: Why do you think of things like this in the...
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I think this is ridiculous, we have had this pud for years without complaints. http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2627503/Council-chefs-rename-Spotted-Dick-after-branding-its-name-too-rude.html...
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The parish priest very furtively calls the mother superior into his office. This is how their conversation went: "Sister, I want to show you something." "What is it, Father? "Come...
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Before marriage.... He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait. She: Do you want me to leave? He: No! Don't even think about it. She: Do you love me? He: Of course! Over and over! She: Have you ever...
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Man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches Maxine sitting by herself: Man: "May I buy you a cocktail?" Maxine: "No thank you, alcohol is bad for my legs." Man: "Sorry to...
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When a woman wears a leather dress, A man's heart beats quicker, And his throat gets dry, He goes weak in the knees, And he begins to think irrationally. Ever wonder why? Because she smells like a new...
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She was in the kitchen doing the boiled eggs for breakfast. He walks in and asks, "What's for breakfast?" She turns to him and says, "We've got to have sex this very moment". He,...
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One fine morning back in old Dodge City, Chester the deputy woke up with a huge erection. Not knowing what to do, he yelled, "Marshal Dillon! MarshalDillon! I woke up with a hard on and don't...
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There was a man who had a wife and she had a problem responding to his desires. This continued for about 6 months. As frustration was welling up within him, he decided to see a doctor about his wife's...
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A woman rushes into the lobby of a large hotel and sprints up to the reception desk. Seeing that the only member of staff is talking on the phone, she hammers on the bell for service. The man at the...
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A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One wet and lusty day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway. "Oh...
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A travel agent looked up from his desk to see an old lady and an old gentleman peering in the shop window at the posters showing the glamorous destinations around the world. The agent had had a good...
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Two blondes went deep into the frozen woods searching for a Christmas tree. After hours of subzero temperatures and a few close calls with hungry wolves, one blonde turned to the other and said. "I'm...
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Two blondes went deep into the frozen woods searching for a Christmas tree. After hours of subzero temperatures and a few close calls with hungry wolves, one blonde turned to the other and said. "I'm...
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A certain little girl, when asked her name, would reply, "I'm Mr.Sugarbrown's daughter." Her mother told her this was wrong, she must say, "I'm Jane Sugarbrown." The Vicar spoke to her in Sunday...
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A retired Italian wine maker went to the village church to make his confession for the first time in many decades. When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said, "Father,...
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A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of the first exhibits they stopped at were the breeding bulls. They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said, "This bull mated 50 times...
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A wife looking in the mirror told her husband "I am ugly. Can you say anything to make me feel better?" Her husband replied, "Yes you have good eyesight!" A wife asked her husband: "What do you like...
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Little Boy Blue, please cover your nose. You sneezed on Miss Muffet and ruined her clothes. You sprayed Mother Hubbard and now she is sick. You put out the fire on Jack's candle stick. Your sneeze is...

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