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There were these three brothers, Tom, Harry, & Dick. They all had big feet. Tom size 12,Harry size 14, and Dicks were the biggest at a massive size 18. They were in a pub one day when Dick said...
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Resolving to surprise her husband, an executive’s wife stopped by his office. When she opened the door, she found him with his secretary sitting in his lap. Without hesitating, he dictated,...
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A 70-year-old man went to his doctor\'s office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, \"Take this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow.\" The next day the...
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Every morning, Little Ray insisted that his mother pin a red bath towel to his t-shirt. Then, in his imagination, he became Superman, and filled his summer holiday with adventure and daring. When...
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There was this Asian lady married to an American gentleman and they lived in Honolulu. The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but managed to communicate with her husband. The real problem...
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Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. "Betty, I was wondering -- have you ever cheated on me?" "Oh Jack, why would you ask such a question now? You don't want...
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Old Father O'Malley was strolling through the church grounds one sunny summer evening, when he came upon a little frog sitting by a tree. "Goodness," he said, picking it up: "You're the...
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Declan the humble crab and Kate the Lobster Princess were madly, deeply and passionately in Love. For months, they enjoyed an idyllic relationship until one day Kate scuttled over to Declan in tears....
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A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist. "I'm on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me." Psychiatrist: "Don't you have a phone in your car?"...
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A very handsome and even more confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman...
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A dentist was getting ready to clean an elderly lady's teeth. He noticed that she was a little nervous, so he began to tell her a story as he was putting on his surgical gloves. "Do you know how...
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I guess some things will never change. I hired a temp while my secretary was on maternity leave. Trying to arrive at an agreeable wage, I asked what she expected to earn. She said, "Well... the...
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At 85 years of age, a somewhat senile Morris marries Luanne, a lovely 25-year-old. Because her new husband is so old, Luanne decides that on their wedding night, she and Morris should have separate...
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I woke up feeling depressed because it was my birthday, and I thought, "I'm another year older," but decided to make the best of it. So I showered and shaved, knowing when I went down to...
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I woke up feeling depressed because it was my birthday, and I thought, "I'm another year older," but decided to make the best of it. So I showered and shaved, knowing when I went down to...
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Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the...
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A kind-hearted fellow was walking through Central Park in New York and was astonished to see an old man, fishing rod in hand, fishing over a beautiful bed of red roses. "Tsk Tsk!" said the...
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Asia was by far my favourite destination," the woman bragged at the party, though she had never been out of the United States. "Enigmatic and Magical, beautiful beyond belief. And China, of...
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Mother Superior heard one say to the other, "I think she got out of the wrong side of the bed this morning." This startled Mother Superior, but she chose not to pursue the issue. A little...
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Four old mischievous Grandmas were sitting at a table in a nursing home. About then an old Grandpa walked in. One of the old Grandma's yelled out saying, "We bet we can tell exactly how old you...

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