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There was once a small snail who always dreamed of becoming a racing car driver. One day he heard that an uncle of his had died and left him some money! Now his dream could be realised! He bought...
16:33 Fri 13th Nov 20096 answers, last by jasconi 23:12 Fri 13th Nov 2009
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Red Cross

After a car crash one of the drivers is lying injured at the side of the road. 'Don't worry,' said a policeman, a Red Cross nurse is coming to attend to you.' Oh no,' groaned the victim, 'couldn't I...
15:06 Wed 11th Nov 20093 answers, last by marval 17:56 Thu 12th Nov 2009
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Aliens

Farmer Brown and his wife were working in the field one day about dusk. As they were heading back to the house they saw a bunch of strange lights way out in the field. Upon ariving Farmer Brown and...
19:47 Tue 10th Nov 20092 answers, last by moonraker558 15:48 Thu 12th Nov 2009
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New secretary

Mr. Johnson got himself a new secretary. She was young, sweet, and very polite. One day while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open. When leaving the room, she said, "Mr. Johnson, your...
00:09 Tue 10th Nov 2009
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Bad joke

I have permission to post bad jokes, so here goes. Why was the chicken happy? Beacause everything was eggcellent...
15:06 Mon 09th Nov 200910 answers, last by marval 21:13 Mon 09th Nov 2009
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Balls

There is this man and he wants to marry a girl but he is bad at choosing girls so he has a contest. “First one to get as many ping pong balls as they can is my wife,” he says. The first...
12:22 Mon 09th Nov 20092 answers, last by marval 14:46 Mon 09th Nov 2009
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Refrain

Two little old ladies were walking through the park one Sunday afternoon. The band was playing a catchy sounding tune, and one of the old ladies said, "I wonder what the name of that tune...
15:05 Sun 08th Nov 2009
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ID10T

Young Susie was having trouble with her computer so she called Wes, the computer guy, over to her desk. Wes clicked a couple buttons and solved the problem. As he was walking away Susie called after...
16:45 Sat 07th Nov 20094 answers, last by magicmerlin 11:52 Mon 09th Nov 2009
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Early

I went to the Pre-ejaculation Clinic today. The problem was that when I got there everyone was gone. I guess I came early
23:09 Fri 06th Nov 20093 answers, last by leenakiri 13:59 Fri 02nd Dec 2011
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Bra

The success of the "Wonder Bra" for under-endowed women has encouraged the designers to come out with a bra for over-endowed women. It's called the "Sheep Dog Bra"... It rounds...
00:43 Fri 06th Nov 200914 answers, last by Sachs 16:19 Sat 07th Nov 2009
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Screw

A woman walks into a hardware store,, and says "I want to buy a hinge." The clerk says, "Do you wanna screw for that hinge?" The woman says, "No, but I'll blow you for the...
21:53 Thu 05th Nov 2009
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No words

There were two Trappist monks walking down the road, when one of them didn’t say anything to the other one.
23:57 Wed 04th Nov 2009
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Loser

Q: What's the definition of an Impotent Loser? A: A guy who can't even get his hopes up....
21:48 Mon 02nd Nov 20093 answers, last by marval 23:08 Mon 02nd Nov 2009
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Tool of the trade

A certain young man finally won a date with a blonde female that lived in his block of flats. To prepare for his big date, the young man went up on to the roof of his apartment building in order to...
14:19 Sun 01st Nov 20093 answers, last by marval 17:41 Tue 03rd Nov 2009
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For goodness sake

Two old ladies were chatting one day. They were talking about this and that and the subject finally got around to sex. The first old lady said she enjoyed sex now just as much as ever. The second old...
17:31 Thu 29th Oct 20092 answers, last by marval 21:18 Thu 29th Oct 2009
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Halloween party

A couple were invited to a masked Halloween Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was...
18:10 Tue 27th Oct 2009
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The Alien

There was once an alien and a guy sitting next to each other in a bar. The alien was constantly poking the guy's cheek and saying zzzt! Finally, the guy got so mad at the alien that he said,” If...
15:29 Mon 26th Oct 20092 answers, last by marval 17:28 Thu 29th Oct 2009
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What's in a name

A Native American boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face. 'Say, Mom, why is my big brother named Mighty Storm?' 'Because he was conceived during a mighty storm,' she replied....
13:19 Sun 25th Oct 20091 answer, last by AndThenSome 13:20 Sun 25th Oct 2009
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Us two

Dan, a 35 year old New York stock broker had made it so big on Wall Street that he was able to retire at a young age. Using his wealth, he buys a small cottage in the Vermont mountains. After 6 months...
00:46 Sun 25th Oct 20092 answers, last by sophie_1003 23:46 Sun 25th Oct 2009
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Oops

Little Johnny sees his Daddy's car pass the play ground and go into the woods. Curious, he follows the car and sees Daddy and Aunt Jane in a 'Passionate Embrace'. Little Johnny finds this so exciting...
19:33 Thu 22nd Oct 20094 answers, last by marval 16:30 Sat 24th Oct 2009

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