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Bewlay Bros

Flowers

Is a medium size bunch of flowers a bit full on the third date?
19:24 Fri 02nd Nov 200728 answers, last by sense4all 06:37 Sat 03rd Nov 2007
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alunrw

Chinese Restaurant

Apologies in advance if anyone takes offence ? but a man walked into a chinese restaurant and had his meal delivered, when he commented to the Waiter that the Chicken was rubbery, the waiter said...
16:53 Fri 02nd Nov 200716 answers, last by fluffykitten 17:54 Sat 03rd Nov 2007
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bobtheturkey

i agree

do you?
17:41 Fri 02nd Nov 200718 answers, last by cazzz1975 18:53 Fri 02nd Nov 2007
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vehelpfulguy

Whipped cream

This guy is going to Hamburg and his friend tells him about the Red Light District and one particlar place where you can get a fantastic b*ow job. But on his return from Hamburg he is walking on...
17:37 Fri 02nd Nov 20072 answers, last by fluffykitten 22:33 Tue 06th Nov 2007
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nat_84

Help me vote for my Baby Mia!

Hi everyone, i'm trying to rally troops together to vote for my daughter to win a modelling contract! We had our picture taken at the recent Baby Show in Earls Court. So if you're bored or have...
17:12 Fri 02nd Nov 200740 answers, last by nat_84 19:24 Sat 03rd Nov 2007
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logic

colour blindness

I once read an article, i think it was in the readers digest,that people who have a colour deficiency, don't usually make good dancers, or are able to sing in tune, and will not play a musicle...
13:29 Fri 02nd Nov 20077 answers, last by Clachair 17:54 Sun 04th Nov 2007
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Doc Spock

What colour

are legends shoes ?
15:51 Fri 02nd Nov 200712 answers, last by knobbynonut 18:17 Fri 02nd Nov 2007
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4getmenot

Wizbangs 2

So is everyone going to see fireworks this weekend?
16:03 Fri 02nd Nov 200716 answers, last by redcrx 17:11 Fri 02nd Nov 2007
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bubbles4920

divorce

if i divorce my hubby cos just had enough of him, would i beentitled to half of his private pensions in future? not planning on going anywhere yet, just wanting to know what i would be entitled to.
14:17 Fri 02nd Nov 20078 answers, last by compostheap 20:02 Tue 27th Nov 2007
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jonnoman

Word Association again?

its fun.... and you know it. I'll begin: Handbag
11:57 Fri 02nd Nov 2007115 answers, last by bigmamma 11:12 Sat 03rd Nov 2007
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Homer55

Carrots

I was chopping carrots with the grim reaper last night. thats right i was dicing with death!!
17:10 Wed 31st Oct 20075 answers, last by logic 15:06 Fri 02nd Nov 2007
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logic

distilling

is it now legal to use a still in this country, as i see the home brew shops are selling them,
12:57 Fri 02nd Nov 20072 answers, last by logic 14:17 Fri 02nd Nov 2007
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4getmenot

Wiz Bangs

Do sparkliers have a use by date on them? I;ve got some in my drawer from about 2 years ago
10:27 Fri 02nd Nov 200723 answers, last by logic 14:12 Fri 02nd Nov 2007
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Zen

Paddy

Paddy and his missus are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbour's' dog barking. It had been barking for hours and hours.Suddenly Paddy jumps up out of bed and says "I've had enough of...
21:46 Wed 31st Oct 20077 answers, last by bill preston 13:19 Fri 02nd Nov 2007
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topogigo

Say what?

What do you call a sex change from a woman to a man? A Strapadictomy!!
09:09 Thu 01st Nov 20074 answers, last by fluffykitten 18:00 Sat 03rd Nov 2007
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Pharlap

farmer

A farmer and his wife are shattered from working all the hours God sends, so they decide to advertise for help. A stunningly beautiful young girl, size 12, pert breasts and long brunette hair applies...
19:08 Thu 01st Nov 20075 answers, last by Pharlap 11:09 Mon 05th Nov 2007
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fbg40

Another Farmer......

Farmer wakes up to find his cows are all frozen. While standing and wondering what to do, a little old lady approaches him and says " What's the matter, you look worried". Farmer tells her that all of...
20:26 Thu 01st Nov 20073 answers, last by Jillius 15:53 Fri 02nd Nov 2007
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taliesin238

WW1 and ww2 compare!!

I am in uni studying history and for my specialist subject im studying the First World War!! Everyone in my class and the lecturer keeps goin on about how thew second world war soldiers never went...
22:22 Tue 30th Oct 200719 answers, last by awakener5257 23:12 Tue 14th Feb 2012
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logic

turrets syndrome

read a joke in the joke section a few days ago about some chap with turrets syndrome, and i started wondering, is it a genuine syndrome, I mean what if the person had never heard any expletives, how...
19:37 Thu 01st Nov 20079 answers, last by logic 21:51 Thu 01st Nov 2007
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China Doll

I don't want to put this in B&S.

Sorry but I don't. What happens when the unstoppable force meets the unmovable object? Is it just CO2 that gets produced? China.
17:14 Sun 28th Oct 200722 answers, last by logic 13:23 Thu 01st Nov 2007

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