Last night my mobile started ringing and I looked and it had just a number on it no name, I answered it and said ?hello? no reply, said ?hello? again, nothing, after a few more hellos I said ?anyone...
Wish me luck.lol. I feel fairly confident that I will be able to pack in for good,I am having surgery next monday so need to at least stay off the cigs for a week but hopefully it will be forever.
As I appear to be the only one up this morning, I'll start the salutations "RIGHT YOU LOT WAKEY WAAAAAAAAAAAKEY, GET ON YER FEET AND STAND BY YOUR BEDS KIT INSPECTION IN 5 MINUTES MOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!"...
A devout christian was walking along a cliff top with his dog when some of the cliff top gave way. As the man was falling he prayed to god that he would spare his life. The dog stood barking down at...
A man wakes up in hospital, bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now you probably won't remember, but I'm afraid you were in a pile-up on...
Wake up and look out the window and yes its another freezing day, i live in the northern isles in Scotland and its freezing its 2c outside and snowing with wind chill its going to feel even more cold,...
i'm going to wrap my girls' christmas presents - which are small - but expensive, into a box and then put that box inside another and then another and another and so on. what i need is filling...
I am not sure how to ask this question because I only have vague references to go on,however here goes. Between 1947 & 1950 my job sent me all over the country & I was driving from London to Edinburgh...