they all kill each other. In the Daily Mirror yesterday there was an appeal for the poor s0ds who live on the chad/darfur border etc. I felt some sympathy until I read that one child was saying he...
why do most men die before their wives? cos they want to... whats the difference between a woman with PMT and a Rottweiler? lipstick... Why haven't there been any women astronauts on the moon? it...
Hi there - my friend just rang me there and told me her daughter parked her car on my friend's red and white flagstones leaving quite a large bit of oil. Anybody know how to get rid of this - ta in...
do any one know were i can get the song rainbow valley by love affair we cant get it any were it is our song it was played at our wedding and we have been married 28 years on the 15 december please...
I have just been informed by a very reliable scource, that it's cold outside, is this true ? cos if it is I'm going back to bed, bah i hate mornings. mornin all.
I saw a show in Thailand where a girl pulled loads of razor blades tied together by string out of her private parts. How did she do this without hurting herself? Also what happens if one stays in...
My boyfriend left for work in a horrible mood this morning, tried to ring me when he got to work-suprisingly at 5.45am i didnt answer and now has turned his phone off! I'm sure he does this just to...
Alright alright, I know i'm not the most patient person in the morning, BUT I've just been to asda, all i wanted was my prescription as they have an offer on of three cases for 20 quid, so there I'm...
It was mealtime during a flight on Alaska Airlines. "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. "What are my choices?" John asked. "Yes or no," she replied....
im lovin it lovin it lovin it its so harmonious here tonite. gays in the city , not just the village . suicide is painless but it brings on many changes. angus is happy , we know cos he told bob ???...
What is the point of (sp) in brackets ? What it says is I am too bloody lazy to look up the correct speling (sp) of this word so have gone through the inordinate (sp) keyboard contorsions (sp) of...