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Supernick
There is not a dingle garage that I can find in a 20 mile radius that does car stereo repairs. I'm going to blow a fuse in a second
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triggerhippy
Today I have spoken on the phone with a Mr Sheen and a chap called Gordon Showers. Previously my fav funny name was a Nurse ******. Have you come across any funny names?
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johnny.5
how are you today ?
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luckyman
i am married to the most beautifull thai lady...absolutely stunning!!!and a very gentle kid loving girl,evrything i want in a woman except the sex ...im distraught.. the thing is i dont get turned on...
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For the last week or so, on some mornings when I come out of my flat on an upper floor, I find half a dozen or so wasps lying on the floor by a window. The window is closed on my floor. When I got to...
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codgers'kid
dont be so awkward and just tell mi ya name
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logic
I think botheturkey puts some ver clever posts on here does anybody else agree ?.
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Bewlay Bros
Is fishing for pleasure as opposed to for food cruel? I am sure the little fish doesn't much enjoy having a hook spear through its lips, dragged through the water at a rate of knots and being kept in...
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4getmenot
Whats the bit of wrinkly skin called on a turkeys neck?
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logic
have i missed summat ?
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logic
I dont know bigmamma, I'm not a morning person anyway, but appart from me being grumpy, (that's just me ) everybody else seems to be at loggerheads this morning,(think i'll sod off back to bed,
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feist
If you're not sleepy then maybe you can keep me entertained for another half hour... I'll start, smut
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China Doll
36 inch double D breasts covered in warm belgium chocolate. 1 inch errect nipples pierced with gold rings topped with whipped cream. Clean shaven p**** framed by an open crotched, leather thong. Moist...
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styley
I know that the fizz in soft drinks is done by adding carbon dioxide to them, but is that also true for cider etc. or how does the fizz get put into those drinks?
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logic
a neighbour has done considerable damage to my property, house and boundary/retaining wall, to put things right would involve the removale of three bricks in the side of the house, and replacing them,...
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meredith101
which is better for you: butter or marge?
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Whickerman
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the...
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Whickerman
A jockey who had just got married went on his honeymoon, and at the hotel asked the receptionist for the very best room, "certainly sir," said the receptionist, "would you like the bridal?" "No...
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knobbynonut
Well
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mamar
good morning people someone must be up!!!!!!!!

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