(For full transparency I must declare that this is copied from a listener's input on the Ken Bruce show on Radio 2 yesterday.) I went to see my doctor the other day. "Doctor" I said "I keep mentioning...
My neighbour's house is just like ours, but he says his heating bills are much lower. He said he can come and give me some advice on how to reduce the costs. I said "Come round any time. My door is...