Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

I bought a really nice twelve year old Scotch.

Obviously his parents weren't best pleased.

[murraymints]

coat !

[DTCwordfan]

his or hers? How many bottles does Minty have for sale?

[10ClarionSt]

What was his name? Jonnie Walker?

[Chipchopper]

Teacher's pet, ring any bells ?

[theshedman]

I hope they didn't Grouse about it to much.

[Canary42]

Someone's been watching Gary Delaney ;-)

[Hopkirk]

Guilty as charged.

Mind you, there's not much of his stuff I could get away with, and some of his jokes even I take offence to.

[Canary42]

Yes, I've sometimes thought of posting his stuff, but had second thoughts ;-)