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Dad Joke Of The Day

I know a surgeon who puts organs back in upside down. I told him that’s not funny, but he said it was an inside joke....
08:05 Mon 27th Feb 20234 answers, last by Patsy33 13:46 Mon 27th Feb 2023
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

If you see a robbery at an Apple store, does that make you an iWitness?
08:01 Sun 26th Feb 20236 answers, last by jno 11:47 Sun 26th Feb 2023
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Dad Joke Of The Day

I had a date last night. It was perfect. Tomorrow, I’ll try a grape....
08:18 Fri 24th Feb 20235 answers, last by dustypuss 18:20 Fri 24th Feb 2023
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Dad Joke Of The Day

How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb? Two: One to screw it in most of the way and another to give it a surprise twist at the end....
07:42 Thu 23rd Feb 20236 answers, last by Ken4155 15:37 Mon 27th Feb 2023
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Dad Joke Of The Day

My girlfriend treats me like a god… she ignores my existence and only talks to me when she needs something....
08:59 Wed 22nd Feb 20231 answer, last by Patsy33 12:18 Wed 22nd Feb 2023
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Dad Joke Of The Day

Not sure if you have noticed, but I love bad puns. That’s just how eye roll....
11:51 Tue 21st Feb 20231 answer, last by Patsy33 12:22 Tue 21st Feb 2023
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Dad Joke Of The Day

I shouted into a colander yesterday. It strained my voice....
08:38 Mon 20th Feb 20237 answers, last by Ken4155 10:38 Mon 20th Feb 2023
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Dad Joke Of The Day

In a freak accident today, a photographer was killed when a huge lump of cheddar landed on him. To be fair, the people who were being photographed did try to warn him....
08:43 Sun 19th Feb 20235 answers, last by Patsy33 14:40 Sun 19th Feb 2023
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Dad Joke Of The Day

I had a happy childhood. My dad used to put me in tyres and roll me down hills. Those were good years....
07:51 Sat 18th Feb 20233 answers, last by Patsy33 11:58 Sat 18th Feb 2023
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Dad Joke Of The Day

I used to be into ham radio, but all I could hear was crackling.
07:47 Fri 17th Feb 20238 answers, last by William51 09:34 Mon 20th Feb 2023
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Dad Joke Of The Day

Not only is there no 'I' in team, there is no 'we' in chocolate.
09:31 Wed 15th Feb 20235 answers, last by mallyh 13:33 Wed 15th Feb 2023
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Dad Joke Of The Day

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TaLTlCOXp14...
12:06 Tue 14th Feb 20235 answers, last by Patsy33 14:12 Tue 14th Feb 2023
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Dad Joke Of The Day

I didn't mean to push all your buttons. I was just trying to hit 'mute'....
08:21 Mon 13th Feb 20234 answers, last by dustypuss 15:40 Fri 10th Mar 2023
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Southampton

Is it time for Big Sam?
16:06 Sun 12th Feb 202312 answers, last by Hopkirk 11:11 Mon 13th Feb 2023
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Dad Joke Of The Day

If you care for too many dogs, you may get a roverdose.
09:17 Sun 12th Feb 20234 answers, last by mallyh 10:01 Sun 12th Feb 2023
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Dad Joke Of The Day

The chicken went to the gym to work on his pecks.
08:56 Sat 11th Feb 20237 answers, last by ZebuSanctuary 18:19 Sat 11th Feb 2023
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Dad Joke Of The Day

Five ants rented a flat with five other ants. Now they're tenants together....
16:08 Fri 10th Feb 20234 answers, last by murraymints 06:25 Sat 11th Feb 2023
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Songs With Just A Girl's Name

as the title. Nothing else, just the name. Rod Stewart's 'Baby Jane' would be disqualified....
13:21 Thu 09th Feb 2023302 answers, last by Hopkirk 08:31 Fri 10th Feb 2023
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Dad Joke Of The Day

My wife blocked me on Facebook because I post too many bird puns. Well, toucan play at that game.
07:38 Thu 09th Feb 202316 answers, last by johnny.5 18:04 Thu 09th Feb 2023
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Dad Joke Of The Day

I really hate puns about elements in the periodic table. They should bury 'em....
07:34 Wed 08th Feb 20237 answers, last by johnny.5 10:22 Wed 08th Feb 2023

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