Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

I shouted into a colander yesterday.
It strained my voice.

[Chipchopper]

I threw my old colander away, it was full of holes

[bobbinwales]

I'll sieve that joke for later

[geevo41]

That joke is holey daft

[DTCwordfan]

what do colanders drink when they have dinner? - Chateau Moulin.

[Patsy33]

Your voice will be fine

[Hopkirk]

I feel drained

[Ken4155]

ever heard about the guy who repaired gold-panning equipment while camping. He specialised in in tent sieve care.