Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

When should condoms be used? Every conceivable occasion.

[murraymints]

EEEK !

[Ken4155]

For anyone who doesn't get Hoppy's joke, Johnny will be along later to explain it.

[murraymints]

DOUBLE EEEEK ! ;0) lol x

[Ken4155]

By the way, Hoppy, does that advice come 'rubber-stamped'?

[murraymints]

noooooooo ;0)

[DTCwordfan]

this is hard to understand

[Ken4155]

True story; went to a pub loo to buy some condoms from a machine. On the front of the machine were the words 'Made to British standards'. Some wit had scratched underneath, 'So was the Titanic'. :-)

[zabado]

Same as Ken4155 ^ only it read " buy me and stop one"

[Patsy33]

Well covered!