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Hopkirk | 08:22 Mon 16th Jan 2023 | Jokes
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I was really angry when I ran into my friend Mark who stole my dictionary.

I said, 'Mark, my words!'
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I tried to write without it, but my vocabulary petered out.
09:35 Mon 16th Jan 2023
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hmmm...
09:36 Mon 16th Jan 2023
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We tried to get away but theysaurus.
09:37 Mon 16th Jan 2023
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I don't believe it, I'm lost for w..ds
09:52 Mon 16th Jan 2023
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Friend? A big question Mark!..
10:01 Mon 16th Jan 2023
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You ought to write a novel about it. 'The Book Thief' could be it's title.
10:21 Mon 16th Jan 2023
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It's the gospel truth
11:02 Mon 16th Jan 2023
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Did plod throw the book at him?
11:07 Mon 16th Jan 2023
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Some very clever re-Marks!
11:07 Mon 16th Jan 2023

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