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I'm Getting Funny Looks

I asked my wife when her birthday was, she said "March 1st" So I Walked around the room a couple of times, and asked her again....
08:47 Tue 28th Feb 20231 answer, last by Old_Geezer 09:05 Tue 28th Feb 2023
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How Do They Hold Up ?

I said to a friend "What stops those ice houses, they build from caving in ?" He told me : "igloos them together"...
09:16 Wed 22nd Feb 20233 answers, last by FJDynamics 10:13 Wed 22nd Feb 2023
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Why Is It

I was thinking back to when I was a kid, and all the questions I used to ask my dad, he would do his best to answer them. I remember on a fishing trip, he took me on one early morning, just as the sun...
13:10 Mon 20th Feb 20231 answer, last by Canary42 22:37 Mon 20th Feb 2023
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Its Freezing!

Sooooo cold here, I had to go to the freezer to get an ice lolly to warm myself up a bit
09:07 Wed 08th Feb 20231 answer, last by 10ClarionSt 09:16 Wed 08th Feb 2023
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Party At The Zoo

There what was a big celebration at the zoo yesterday, due to experts claiming that one of a buffalo herd has got to the ripe old age of 200 years! A zoo official said "This is extremely rare for them...
11:03 Sat 04th Feb 20232 answers, last by Canary42 11:24 Sat 04th Feb 2023
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Water On Merury ?

Scientists now believe that water, exists in ice form on mercury, even though it is the closest planet to the sun. So, is it therefore feasible that water can be found somewhere between the two...
07:06 Sat 04th Feb 202325 answers, last by douglas9401 11:26 Mon 06th Feb 2023
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A Walk In The Park

A married couple was walking through a city park. Wife: "Just look at that drunk sitting there on the bench, swigging whisky from the bottle" Husband: "Who is that, he looks familiar ?. Wife: "Ten...
08:52 Thu 02nd Feb 20231 answer, last by murraymints 08:56 Thu 02nd Feb 2023
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Stingy Or What!

I just had to ask the guy behind the counter at the wet fish market stall, "why his portions were so small. He just laughed and said: "sorry, it's my work that makes me so shell-fish"...
10:13 Fri 27th Jan 2023
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How Much

I asked the farmer, how much would it cost me to take a shortcut across your field ? It's free he said, but the bull might charge...
14:20 Thu 26th Jan 20231 answer, last by murraymints 08:02 Sat 28th Jan 2023
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Space Invaders

How do I stop stupid ads from popping up on here?
07:17 Thu 26th Jan 20237 answers, last by douglas9401 23:23 Thu 26th Jan 2023
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Hoidays

I was thinking of going on a cruise around the coast of Norway, but I'm not sure that I can afyord it...
13:03 Wed 25th Jan 2023
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Diy

I was thinking of telling a joke about carpentry, but I didn't think it wood work
09:05 Wed 25th Jan 20231 answer, last by 10ClarionSt 09:13 Wed 25th Jan 2023
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Fasination

As a kid, I loved playing with my collection of toy tractors, but as I grew older, I lost interest in them and gave them away. I suppose you could say I'm an extractor fan....
21:50 Mon 23rd Jan 20232 answers, last by Canary42 09:48 Tue 24th Jan 2023
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Lets Hear It

Sam & Dave were sitting in a crowded fish restaurant, waiting for their order. The waitress appears from the kitchen and calls out..."Who's the soul man" all together now......
11:01 Mon 23rd Jan 20232 answers, last by bobbinwales 11:11 Mon 23rd Jan 2023
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So Cold...

I've added two new bird feeders, along with the existing one, due to the high demand during this cold snap. I now call it the "Birdmuda Triangle"...
10:06 Mon 23rd Jan 20239 answers, last by ZebuSanctuary 12:04 Mon 23rd Jan 2023
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Living In The Wilderness

An old timer was reminiscing about his life and times in the wilds of Alaska. A woman, overhearing the conversation, asked: "did you ever hunt bear ?" The man replied: "No, but I went fishing a few...
09:53 Fri 20th Jan 2023
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Pie Iron

Anybody, use them and have good results ?
07:10 Fri 20th Jan 202317 answers, last by barry1010 23:02 Sat 21st Jan 2023
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Haggis

I'm thinking of trying the pan fry method. Hints and tips welcom...
09:16 Thu 19th Jan 20236 answers, last by murraymints 06:56 Fri 20th Jan 2023
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The Wrong Applience

I thought it was the washing machine that was responcable for shrinking all my clothes, It turns out it was the fridge, all along...
08:51 Tue 17th Jan 20233 answers, last by zebo 14:38 Tue 17th Jan 2023
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Why Don't You

A man hurriedly eats his breakfast, grabs his coat and hat, before leaving for work. Wife : "Our new neighbour across the street always kisses his wife, when he leaves for work each morning, why can't...
13:09 Mon 16th Jan 20231 answer, last by Patsy33 13:18 Mon 16th Jan 2023

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