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Shades Of...

I'm being pestered with phone calls and emails from the furniture shop. All I wanted was a one-night stand....
06:47 Sun 02nd Oct 202211 answers, last by Patsy33 11:55 Sun 02nd Oct 2022
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Stupid Guy

Some annoying cold caller guy, phoned me and tried to sell me a luxury coffin. I told him, "I wouldn't be seen dead in that"...
07:55 Thu 29th Sep 20221 answer, last by 1ozzy 08:02 Thu 29th Sep 2022
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My Vocation

Working in a mirror factory is something I can totally see myself doing
07:14 Mon 26th Sep 20226 answers, last by Arksided 12:12 Mon 26th Sep 2022
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Sabotage

A guy was fired from his job at the Dorito's factory, after going berserk with a forklift truck, knocking over stacks of produce. Former colleagues said, he had a big chip on his shoulder...
10:35 Fri 23rd Sep 20224 answers, last by Chipchopper 14:34 Fri 23rd Sep 2022
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Forget Harry Ramsdons...

I'm off to Bill Hayley's fish restaurant tonight, they sell Hake. Haddock and Sole.
05:27 Fri 23rd Sep 20225 answers, last by Old_Geezer 11:12 Fri 23rd Sep 2022
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If At First You Don't Succeed...

Skydiving is probably not for you
07:33 Thu 22nd Sep 20221 answer, last by JJ109 08:09 Thu 22nd Sep 2022
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News Bullitin

There was an explosion in a cheese factory in France. Da brie was spread over a wide area...
05:51 Wed 21st Sep 202212 answers, last by maggiebee 14:32 Wed 21st Sep 2022
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At The Doctors

My doctor called me to his surgery and told me that my DNA is backwards. I said........AND ?...
07:27 Tue 20th Sep 2022
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Solar Lighting Problem

I purchased a solar lighting kit for my shed (no instruction manual supplied), but it looked fairly easy to set up. I fitted the solar panel in a sunny position on the roof and left it to charge up,...
12:23 Mon 12th Sep 20224 answers, last by Chipchopper 13:29 Mon 12th Sep 2022
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Yoga

I've been seriously thinking of taking up meditation. Well, I guess it's better than sitting around all day doing nothing....
08:10 Thu 08th Sep 20221 answer, last by emmie 08:17 Thu 08th Sep 2022
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Just For Laughs

I had a happy childhood, seems like only yesterday my dear papa would put me in old car tires and roll me down hill. Aye, those were the goodyears....
07:13 Wed 07th Sep 20227 answers, last by Chipchopper 09:29 Wed 07th Sep 2022
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Butter Chicken

I just bought some from the butcher, but forgot to ask him. Which is the best way to cook it. Any ideas please...
13:51 Tue 06th Sep 20225 answers, last by davebro 14:20 Tue 06th Sep 2022
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Don't Try This....

I tried to nick a bag of spaghetti from the supermarket, the other day, but the eagle-eyed woman store detective saw me slip it into my pocket, and when I went to leave, I couldn't get pasta
07:31 Tue 06th Sep 202210 answers, last by Chipchopper 10:26 Tue 06th Sep 2022
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Splashing Out

When I shook the tomato ketchup vigorously in the café, every one got some of it, it looked like a scene of carnage! With Heinzsight, I should have checked that the lid was on tight...
07:58 Mon 05th Sep 20223 answers, last by emmie 08:17 Mon 05th Sep 2022
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A Dundee Man...

was refused service and asked to leave the premises of a café, after it was alleged that he was getting over familiar with staff. He later told police, that all he said was: "give me a Quiché...
09:47 Sun 04th Sep 20222 answers, last by bhg481 12:57 Sun 04th Sep 2022
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Discovery

Historians at Hampton court have discovered what is believed to be the world's largest bedsheet. More on this story as it unfolds...
09:30 Sun 04th Sep 20228 answers, last by Chipchopper 17:22 Sun 04th Sep 2022
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Man In Fish Market

" This fish looks and smells so old, it is practically prehistoric, what is it?" Fishmonger: "Coelacanth Sir"...
14:59 Fri 02nd Sep 20225 answers, last by William51 18:53 Mon 05th Sep 2022
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September Already!

I'm afraid for my calendar, Its days are numbered
09:24 Thu 01st Sep 20221 answer, last by Tilly2 09:36 Thu 01st Sep 2022
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Holiday

I've just come back from a once in a lifetime holiday. Never again....
06:28 Mon 29th Aug 20221 answer, last by Patsy33 19:13 Tue 30th Aug 2022
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On The Farm

Two bulls in a field, and one says to the other, "Hey have you seen the new heifer in the next field, she looks like a real sweet girl?" Other bull: "No I've never seen herbivore"...
11:24 Sun 28th Aug 20222 answers, last by jno 11:46 Sun 28th Aug 2022

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