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Translation

I'd like to thank my Hispanic friend for translating the word "mucho" for me, it means a lot....
17:49 Wed 29th Jun 2022
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What Time Does Andy Murray Go To Bed?

Tennish
08:40 Tue 28th Jun 20223 answers, last by JJ109 12:36 Tue 28th Jun 2022
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Ask Granps

A kid asks his grandpa Why do cows have hooves instead of feet ? Grandpa: "Son, It's because they lactose"...
07:55 Mon 27th Jun 20224 answers, last by Spicerack 08:55 Mon 27th Jun 2022
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Pick Up Line

I stopped by the beach café for a cool refreshing drink, and it wasn't long before a young lady wearing a bikini came and sat opposite me and began reading a book. At an attempt to impress her with my...
18:03 Sat 25th Jun 20225 answers, last by Patsy33 18:44 Sat 25th Jun 2022
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Sandal Theft

Police suspect a recent spate of thefts is the work of a cleft toe maniac...
08:25 Sat 25th Jun 20225 answers, last by Spicerack 12:28 Sat 25th Jun 2022
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Stone Me!!

Did you hear about the quarry company that went out of business ? They really hit rock bottom...
07:55 Fri 24th Jun 20224 answers, last by murraymints 17:29 Fri 24th Jun 2022
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Leaky Rain Butt

Does anyone know how to keep an old oak barrel watertight ?
21:59 Wed 22nd Jun 20228 answers, last by William51 08:59 Fri 24th Jun 2022
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Tragic End

Did you hear about the pear that fell from the tree and got impaled on the spike of a railing ?. The damage was irreparable...
08:08 Wed 22nd Jun 2022
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Thats It, I'm Done

I had to quit my job on the market stool, selling fruit and veg, when the boss decided it was okay to pay me in left over vegetables. I just couldn't afford to live off that celery...
05:49 Sun 19th Jun 202221 answers, last by TheWinner 21:41 Sun 19th Jun 2022
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I A Surviver

I fell off a 40ft ladder yesterday. Luckily, I was only on the bottom rung....
06:11 Fri 17th Jun 20225 answers, last by Old_Geezer 13:08 Fri 17th Jun 2022
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At The Doc's

My doctor told me I was overweight. So I assured him that I follow a strict balanced diet. "So what do you call a balanced diet" he asked. "A beer in each hand" I said....
10:04 Mon 13th Jun 20221 answer, last by Patsy33 12:28 Tue 14th Jun 2022
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Repairs Depot

When my outside toilet stopped working properly, I got straight on the phone to report the fault and get someone down to repair it. A voice on the phone said, "I think you have dialled the wrong...
10:00 Fri 10th Jun 20223 answers, last by Patsy33 12:47 Fri 10th Jun 2022
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I Should Have Known Better-

than to wash those muddy wooden shoes in the bathroom sink, now the wash basin is clogged.
06:28 Wed 08th Jun 202212 answers, last by aelmpvw 11:22 Wed 08th Jun 2022
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Working With Nature

After several attempts to jet wash and spray with soapy water to rid the aphids from my runner bean plants, only to find them coming back again. I noticed a ladybird on the most badly attacked plant....
06:17 Wed 08th Jun 20222 answers, last by sbrewingcompany 14:02 Wed 08th Jun 2022
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Cuckoo

I heard one yesterday, I guess that they will soon be flying back to Africa
06:09 Fri 03rd Jun 20221 answer, last by emmie 06:27 Fri 03rd Jun 2022
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So Moving

I attended a very emotional wedding reception the other day, even the cake was in tiers
08:11 Wed 01st Jun 20221 answer, last by Ken4155 08:19 Wed 01st Jun 2022
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Banned

I was banned from telling my joke about 288 because it was just two gross
07:35 Mon 30th May 20229 answers, last by Hopkirk 14:39 Mon 30th May 2022
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Too Much Sun

I noticed the librarian was clearly suffering from sunburn, you'd think he would know better. He was well red...
08:34 Sat 28th May 20223 answers, last by aelmpvw 11:51 Sat 28th May 2022
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Obsession

My wife told me to get some therapy to deal with my obsession with Neil Diamond. I'M, I said!...
14:33 Fri 27th May 20221 answer, last by Ken4155 14:35 Fri 27th May 2022
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Oil Or Water Based Treatment

For shed and fence durability, pros and cons.
07:19 Wed 11th May 20221 answer, last by murraymints 07:30 Wed 11th May 2022

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