Banned

[Chipchopper]

I was banned from telling my joke about 288 because it was just two gross

[Hopkirk]

Go now, your number's up.

[Spicerack]

He knows the score.

[Hopkirk]

What a load of pony.

[murraymints]

coat !

[DTCwordfan]

Reported for such lewd behaviour and talk about being racist in targeting poor #288 when he or she emerges from prison.

[Spicerack]

I thought it were a grand joke.

[Patsy33]

That's half the trouble..

[jno]

there was a joke about the half-acre but it was two rood to repeat.

[Hopkirk]

When I first read the question I thought "that's odd", but I was wrong.