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Jeez

I've just come back from a once in a lifetime holiday........ Never again!...
08:01 Sat 25th Mar 2023
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Thats Entertainment

There once was an Italian restaurant waiter who liked to sing and dance as he brought customers orders to their tables, "when you're down by the sea and an eel bites your knee, that's a moray" No...
16:49 Fri 24th Mar 20232 answers, last by DTCwordfan 20:00 Fri 24th Mar 2023
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Out In The Sticks

A man, tired of the drudgery of city life, decides to take a break and take things at a slower pace at his uncle's farmstead for a week. On the first morning, the man was given a hearty breakfast, but...
08:45 Mon 20th Mar 20232 answers, last by maggiebee 12:20 Tue 21st Mar 2023
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The Full Monty

To those who like breakfast in bed. Do you have mushroom in there?...
11:55 Sun 19th Mar 2023
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Good Morning Worm Catchers!

Sunday morning. and I'm dusting down those shades. Happy Mother's Day to mothers everywhere. Take care folks...
08:03 Sun 19th Mar 20235 answers, last by Chipchopper 11:18 Sun 19th Mar 2023
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That Guy ,,,

Selling second hand radios down at the market, I just didn't like his tone
09:13 Sat 18th Mar 20236 answers, last by Chipchopper 15:45 Sat 18th Mar 2023
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"Twisting The Night Away"

The line "dancing with the chicken slacks" always made me chuckle...
09:03 Sat 18th Mar 202311 answers, last by Atheist 16:39 Sat 18th Mar 2023
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Wakey Wakey Chirpy Cheepers!

All quiet on the western front? Hope you're well, or aiming there. Take care folks...
08:21 Sat 18th Mar 202311 answers, last by Chipchopper 16:05 Sat 18th Mar 2023
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I Said To My Neighbour..

"That new fish that you put in your pond last week, it doesn't seem to have moved in days, is it okay?" Neighbour: "Sure it is, it's just a de koi"...
05:57 Fri 17th Mar 20233 answers, last by Chipchopper 07:58 Fri 17th Mar 2023
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The Fishermen

I met up with my mate down at the river, but he was on the opposite bank. All was going well until I realised that I forgot to pack some milk for my coffee. I called my mate and said, "chuck that...
08:50 Thu 16th Mar 20232 answers, last by Ken4155 15:51 Thu 16th Mar 2023
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Your Move

I was having breakfast in a hotel's snack bar, it was rather busy, due to a chess tournament being held in the town. A tall guy came in and sat opposite me, at the table, which had a gingham chequered...
11:03 Mon 13th Mar 2023
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Good Morning Cheepers

Hope you are doing well, or heading that way. Any plans afoot? Take care folks...
07:11 Mon 13th Mar 202313 answers, last by Chipchopper 13:22 Mon 13th Mar 2023
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Prickally Problem

Scientists and environmentalists are worried about the spread of invasive weeds growing in the Caribbean islands. One of the worst affected areas is known locally as "the Cuban thistle crisis"...
19:07 Sun 12th Mar 20231 answer, last by maggiebee 19:13 Sun 12th Mar 2023
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Good Morning Early Chirpers

Dark and wet out again, room for some improvement I reckon! My keyboard is looking more and more like a giant chocolate bar by the minute, as I sit waiting here for my grocery delivery. Hope you are...
06:34 Fri 10th Mar 20238 answers, last by choux 13:18 Fri 10th Mar 2023
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Watch It !

A guy was riding his bike to work, on his bike, when he was showered with grit by a council gritting lorry. "Just wait till I get my hands on you" he shouted through gritted teeth!...
08:24 Tue 07th Mar 2023
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Where

Question: Where do you go to weigh a pie ?. Answer: Somewhere over the rainbow....
07:59 Tue 07th Mar 20232 answers, last by Hopkirk 08:18 Tue 07th Mar 2023
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Mix Up

I knew a girl who once mixed jelly with superglue. I asked her what happened, but she said her lips were sealed......No, hang on a minute???...
08:00 Sat 04th Mar 2023
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I'm Getting Funny Looks

I asked my wife when her birthday was, she said "March 1st" So I Walked around the room a couple of times, and asked her again....
08:47 Tue 28th Feb 20231 answer, last by Old_Geezer 09:05 Tue 28th Feb 2023
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How Do They Hold Up ?

I said to a friend "What stops those ice houses, they build from caving in ?" He told me : "igloos them together"...
09:16 Wed 22nd Feb 20233 answers, last by FJDynamics 10:13 Wed 22nd Feb 2023
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Why Is It

I was thinking back to when I was a kid, and all the questions I used to ask my dad, he would do his best to answer them. I remember on a fishing trip, he took me on one early morning, just as the sun...
13:10 Mon 20th Feb 20231 answer, last by Canary42 22:37 Mon 20th Feb 2023

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