A lead thief caught on the roof of a Wiltshire church told police “I needed the money”, Swindon Crown Court heard. Jason Wynter, 49, who has been jailed for more than two years today, was one of two...
Cute little blonde girl, five years old goes into the pet shop. “I want a bunny wabbit,” she says in her enchanting little voice. “I have a lot,” says the shop keeper. “Do you want a little bunny...
A Yorkshire man takes his cat to the vet. Yorkshireman: "Ayup, lad, I need to talk to thee about me cat." Vet: "Is it a tom?" Yorkshireman: "Nay, I've browt it with us."...
From time to time we get threads on Ab from motorists complaining about unfair priority given to slower more vulnerable road users. The DoT's Consultation period in respect of Highway Code amendments...
Madeleine spotted - again. But not reported for 3 years. Genuine ? I think not. The article states that there have been nearly 9,000 reported sightings in the past - there are some weird people...
Like some Cabinet Papers etc are locked shut for fifty years, I reckon we should apply the same to ex-Prime Ministers' lips. Liar Blair spouting off again, this time about Coronavirus - probably knows...
As the England and West Indies cricket teams embark on their third test in less than a month, Matt Hancock marvels at how they managed so many.
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I see the Tories have voted to include the NHS in any trade deal.
TRAITORS to the People's NHS, we paid for it, it's OURS to keep, not to sell off to meet Tory financial losses....
I wonder how many of the folk who are whinging about having to wear a facemask for a few minutes shopping, clapped the health workers who've been wearing facemarks throughout their 8-hour-plus working...
If you think swimming with Dolphins is expensive, try swimming with Sharks. Cost me an arm and a leg! ================================================== I can't believe I just spent £300 on hiring a...
BREAKING NEWS: Manchester Untied Football Club allow David de Gea to train without wearing a face mask after club doctor confirms there's no way he can catch anything.
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I told my suitcases that owing to the coronavirus there would be no holidays this year; now I'm having to deal with emotional baggage. ============================================================= A...
