At least Boris "Emperor Nero" Johnson is consistent. While the First Wave was engulfing the world, he was ignoring it and prattling on about Brexit. The Second Wave approaches, so out comes the Brexit...
My shoplifting friend (mentioned in my previous joke) is at it again, targeting the Disney shop this time. Security let her walk out unhindered, they thought she was just taking the Mickey. = = = = =...
I've spotted several other answers from this crossword but can't find the one I need, so here goes (apologies if it has been covered). I know I'll kick myself when I get the answer, but mental block...
Who went on TV and said she would report neighbours flouting Covid-19 law only 14 hours after voting in the House of Commons to break the law ? Answers on a postcard to der Führer, 10 Downing Street....
Britain Lover - Rightie who points out perceived errors in the way the country is run (aka Phoney Patriot). Britain Hater - Leftie who points out perceived errors in the way this country is run (aka...
My friend said, ”Jokes about sugar are rare. Jokes about brown sugar......Demerara”. My friend has just got back from hospital. They reckon she might have...
Surely any bus driver who [i] is paying attention [i] should realise a bridge is not high enough. I guess a school bus driver could be distracted by noisy/unruly/misbehaving teenagers....
Some time ago I predicted the Second US Civil War was on its way. I see nothing in the latest News to contradict this – quite the opposite https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-us-2020-54011022...
One of our pizza delivery guys has died, he just pasta way. Then another committed suicide, he topped himself. If another one goes, will that be a domino effect. = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =...
A new word to me anyway, but I came across it elsewhere. But a search in AnswerBank revealed two occurrences, one way back in March. Typical, I'm usually behind the times/fashions these days. Ho Hum....
How silly letting off fireworks this early. The ones round here last night frightened the cat so much it shot up the Christmas Tree and pulled it over.
Even if the rain holds off, the Third Test should be challenging today - it's blowing a hooley here in Hampshire at the moment.
Could it blow the bails off ?...
There is a very strong case for saying an unequivocal and resounding NO. The criminal Alex Lanning in this case was released halfway through his first custodial sentence and then went out and murdered...
