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Nice Picture Of A Fine Gentleman

https://ibb.co/ScdXyDy An official portrait of Captain Sir Tom Moore has been unveiled at the National Army Museum in London. The oil painting was created by artist Alexander Chamberlin....
22:55 Wed 19th Aug 202012 answers, last by SparklyKid 09:12 Fri 21st Aug 2020
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U-Turn Welcomed By Foreign Secretary . . . .

. . . who hated being re-rated as Dominic Race
23:16 Mon 17th Aug 20204 answers, last by 198kHz 22:41 Tue 18th Aug 2020
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Refugee From War-Torn African Country

I recently read a book about a refugee from war-torn Sierra Leone towards the end of last century which is an amazing tale, but shows how things can work out better for these folk if they are given...
22:42 Mon 17th Aug 20206 answers, last by Electrochem 07:12 Sat 22nd Aug 2020
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Lego Let Go.

https://uk.yahoo.com/style/lego-piece-falls-zealand-boys-035412272.html...
21:46 Mon 17th Aug 20206 answers, last by johnny.5 04:33 Tue 18th Aug 2020
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What ?

What will the next Government cock-up be ? Closing date for answers 20th August as it's bound to be fairly soon....
19:02 Mon 17th Aug 20201 answer, last by Baldric 19:05 Mon 17th Aug 2020
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Poll Early For Christmas

Owing to the paucity of polls on Ab (which is rather disappointing since we were canvassed for possibilities some while ago, and responded wholeheartedly), I have had to go elsewhere to satisfy my yen...
22:49 Fri 14th Aug 202012 answers, last by eleanor2 09:26 Sat 15th Aug 2020
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How Can A Loving God Cause This Sort Of Heartbreak ?

https://donate.rachasheilev-fund.org/campaign/5f34da9fc876400001672817...
01:42 Fri 14th Aug 202012 answers, last by Canary42 11:52 Sun 16th Aug 2020
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True Story

A woman passenger was taken short on an aeroplane and asked staff if she could use the toilet. They refused (they were about to take off or something, when use of toilet is embargoed) so she peed on...
23:01 Thu 13th Aug 20203 answers, last by Theland 06:13 Sat 22nd Aug 2020
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Organ Transplants

For a very long time I was against organ transplants. But then I had a change of heart....
22:28 Thu 13th Aug 20207 answers, last by Theland 06:15 Sat 22nd Aug 2020
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Nice One George, I Hope Donald Likes It.

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18:03 Thu 13th Aug 20205 answers, last by Atheist 19:01 Thu 13th Aug 2020
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A Couple Of Groaners

Why are French Snails the fastest ? Less cargo ============================ What do you call a nut with facial hair ? Mustachio...
19:07 Wed 12th Aug 20201 answer, last by Theland 06:23 Sat 22nd Aug 2020
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Due Tonight

I see we're expecting a visit from the Perseids tonight. https://uk.yahoo.com/news/perseids-meteor-shower-tonight-see-072600412.html...
22:17 Tue 11th Aug 20205 answers, last by Canary42 19:05 Wed 12th Aug 2020
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Who?

I went along to a Psychic for a reading yesterday. When I knocked on their door, they called out, "Who is it?", so I left....
12:04 Tue 11th Aug 20202 answers, last by marval 21:54 Tue 11th Aug 2020
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Another 2020 Joke

I found this on Facebook. (Warning, some might find the image offensive) https://ibb.co/ZmsfSLJ...
00:03 Tue 11th Aug 20202 answers, last by AZardoz 04:34 Mon 17th Aug 2020
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Beware Virgin Media Skullduggery

I am being told by Virgin Media that I must change my SIM to continue using their mobile phone service. But I have no idea how to carry out this operation and the Virgin Help site is of no use...
10:41 Sun 09th Aug 20209 answers, last by albaqwerty 23:45 Sun 09th Aug 2020
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8 Years - Should Have Been 80

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/lorry-driver-sentence-mobile-wheel-112444848.html...
17:24 Fri 07th Aug 202021 answers, last by Old_Geezer 09:58 Sun 09th Aug 2020
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Dr.

I saw my doctor recently and told him every time I break wind it sounds like a motorbike. He examined me and said I have a small growth in my rectum. When I asked if I should be concerned he said "No,...
20:23 Thu 06th Aug 20207 answers, last by sunny-dave 17:20 Sun 09th Aug 2020
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More Tory Sleaze.

https://www.businessinsider.com/uk-recalls-50-million-face-masks-ayanda-capital-andrew-mills-2020-8?r=US&IR=T Utterly obscene corruption from the Tories. Cynically using a massive public health crisis...
12:45 Thu 06th Aug 202027 answers, last by gulliver1 17:29 Sat 08th Aug 2020
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Tyrant Trump

I see that Führer Donald is proposing to use emergency powers to stay in power when he loses the Election....
17:03 Mon 03rd Aug 202054 answers, last by albaqwerty 00:49 Wed 05th Aug 2020
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My Career In Pop

I used to be in a band called Missing Cat I expect you've seen our posters....
22:07 Sun 02nd Aug 20204 answers, last by Chipchopper 07:52 Mon 03rd Aug 2020

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