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Well Bred Again.

I've decided that as from next week I am going to dress as a different type of bread each day...... Roll on Monday! - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -  What did...
21:11 Fri 26th Jun 20202 answers, last by marval 18:08 Sat 27th Jun 2020
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Eye 679

I can't get these two with any degree of confidence, so I would like answer and explanation please. 2d Bar not available - keep back (5,3) ? T ? £ ? O F F 11a Being put at risk by too much booze (5) L...
15:16 Fri 26th Jun 20204 answers, last by Neveracrossword 15:22 Fri 26th Jun 2020
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Pond Life

https://ibb.co/Cmq7HnJ...
10:58 Thu 25th Jun 20208 answers, last by Hopkirk 22:45 Thu 25th Jun 2020
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More Tory Sleaze

https://uk.yahoo.com/news/jenrick-urged-approve-housing-plan-183608816.html...
22:11 Wed 24th Jun 202056 answers, last by naomi24 22:38 Thu 25th Jun 2020
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Identification Please

Can anyone help me identify this plant (weed ?) which has sprung up in the wildlife (i.e. abandoned to nature) section of my garden. It is over 2 metres tall. https://ibb.co/m4YTnZb...
12:53 Tue 23rd Jun 202017 answers, last by waterboatman 06:43 Wed 24th Jun 2020
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Tomorrow's Protest Rally

Apparently cake decorators are holding a protest rally in London tomorrow. Police anticipate hundreds and thousands turning up....
23:58 Mon 22nd Jun 202015 answers, last by Hopkirk 14:16 Tue 23rd Jun 2020
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One For The Moderators !

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23:17 Mon 22nd Jun 20204 answers, last by Patsy33 10:14 Tue 23rd Jun 2020
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How It Works

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14:16 Sun 21st Jun 20207 answers, last by vulcan42 15:14 Sun 21st Jun 2020
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Well Bred.

I only had brown bread for my lunch, that was my whole meal.
01:03 Sat 20th Jun 20204 answers, last by Hopkirk 23:34 Sat 20th Jun 2020
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Lost

While holidaying in Devon last year I got lost, but in my wandering I encountered a Dalek so I asked it where I was. It replied Exeter mate Exeter mate Exeter mate...
11:48 Fri 19th Jun 20201 answer, last by Patsy33 19:49 Fri 19th Jun 2020
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Scientific Success

Scientists have successfully grown human vocal chords in a petri dish. The results speak for themselves...
23:40 Thu 18th Jun 20201 answer, last by Patsy33 19:37 Fri 19th Jun 2020
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Personal Protection Equipment

While donning my Marigolds this morning as an anti-covid measure, it crossed my mind that the late Mrs O would probably have revelled in the situation, bless her.
15:59 Thu 18th Jun 20201 answer, last by SlackAlice 16:05 Thu 18th Jun 2020
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Cloning

My friend said that he didn't understand what cloning was. I said, "That makes two of us"....
20:53 Wed 17th Jun 20204 answers, last by Ken4155 18:19 Thu 18th Jun 2020
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What Shall We Do ?

The economy's going down the tubes - What shall we do. Oh, good idea, paint the PM's plane. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-53082294 "Papering over the cracks" springs to mind....
18:57 Wed 17th Jun 202013 answers, last by Peter Pedant 10:25 Thu 18th Jun 2020
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A Groaner Before Bedtime

As a lock down job I decided to clean out my spice rack but found everything was too old and had to be thrown out. What a waste of thyme....
22:45 Tue 16th Jun 20208 answers, last by zebo 09:26 Wed 17th Jun 2020
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Old Graffiti Revisited

This article reminds me of what was written on schoolboy toilet walls in my youth, namely It's no good standing on the seat The crabs in here can jump three feet...
20:30 Tue 16th Jun 202017 answers, last by Gromit 11:30 Wed 17th Jun 2020
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Remembering . . . .

. . . Jo Cox who, four years ago today, was brutally murdered by a rabid Right Winger yelling "Britain First" as he did it. Have we learnt anything, or did she die in vain . . . . . ....
15:23 Tue 16th Jun 20203 answers, last by Mozz71 16:48 Tue 16th Jun 2020
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... (One For Ken Perhaps)

Sitting by the window of her convent, Sister Barbara opened a letter from home one evening. Inside the letter was £100 her parents had sent. Sister Barbara smiled at the gesture. As she read the...
10:58 Tue 16th Jun 20205 answers, last by Canary42 21:15 Tue 16th Jun 2020
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Duck

A duck was about to cross the road when a passing chicken stopped him and said, "Don't do it man, you will never hear the end of it"....
11:20 Mon 15th Jun 20209 answers, last by Ken4155 17:45 Mon 15th Jun 2020
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"We Mustn't Censor The Past"

"We mustn't censor the past" says bumbling incompetent U-Turner who not long ago was telling us to "move on" from a more recent event. Hypocrite !...
13:31 Fri 12th Jun 202036 answers, last by royfromaus 15:12 Fri 12th Jun 2020

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