Mugged

[marval]

A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails.

When the police show up, they ask him what happened.

The shaken turtle replies, “I don’t know. It all happened so fast.”

[Fanriffic]

Chuckle - Tee Hee.
Reminds me of the other snail jokes:

What did the snail say to the tortoise when riding on its back?
Slow down - not so fast you speed freak.

What did the slug say to the snail?
Big Issue.

[tonyav]

Serves him right for being so sloth.