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Emotional Christmas Tv Advert

This gets my vote for the best 2020 Christmas TV Advert. I'm not crying... you are. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fz1q8NWbExc Great ending....
20:27 Thu 17th Dec 202022 answers, last by pastafreak 12:25 Fri 18th Dec 2020
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O Christmas Tree

I went to my local garden centre today and bought a new Christmas tree. The assistant asked me, “Will you be putting it up yourself?” I replied, “No, I’ll be putting it up in the living room....
17:14 Fri 11th Dec 20204 answers, last by Chipchopper 19:33 Fri 11th Dec 2020
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The Exorcist

Scary stuff. The exorcist is coming round tonight. That’s what we call our mate Dave because when he leaves there’s no spirits left in the house. He drinks them all, whisky, vodka, the lot....
17:34 Sat 31st Oct 20202 answers, last by marval 23:07 Sun 01st Nov 2020
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Sweet Caroline Banned

Due to the latest Covid-19 restrictions - my local pub has banned 'Sweet Caroline' by Neil Diamond from the Karaoke Jukebox. So there will be no: Touching Hands, Reaching Out, Touching Me, Touching...
20:13 Mon 19th Oct 20204 answers, last by Bobbisox1 22:30 Tue 27th Oct 2020
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Where Are The Cd Songs / Track Lists - No Information On Amazon

Does anyone know why Amazon have stopped listing the songs and track lists on the pages where you buy CDs? I like to know the names of the songs on a CD before buying or if I'm looking for a...
20:31 Wed 02nd Sep 20205 answers, last by Fanriffic 18:50 Thu 03rd Sep 2020
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Happy Holidays 2

My dyslexic mate Dave won a two week break in Faliraki in a competition. When he returned two weeks later I asked him how it went. “Rubbish! It was two weeks in Falkirk.”...
11:38 Mon 17th Aug 2020
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Birthday Gift

Struggling to find a suitable birthday gift for my young niece, I asked her Mum what she was into at the moment and what should I buy for her. “Oh, she likes all that Frozen stuff” So I got her some...
20:10 Wed 03rd Jun 20207 answers, last by Johnn1 11:26 Fri 04th Jun 2021
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Just A Quick One

Bono and The Edge walk in to a bar. The barman says, “Oh no, not you two again.”...
20:46 Tue 28th Jan 20202 answers, last by Togo 22:53 Tue 28th Jan 2020
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Small Round Of Drinks

This bloke goes in to a pub on a very busy Saturday afternoon and goes up to the bar to order his drinks. Looking across the bar he notices that the bar staff are all dwarfs. Not thinking much about...
20:43 Wed 21st Nov 20186 answers, last by Old_Geezer 09:51 Thu 22nd Nov 2018
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Spaghetti Conundrum

I must be getting old. I had to put on my reading glasses to eat my Alphabetti Spaghetti today....
20:26 Sat 19th May 201825 answers, last by Fanriffic 13:51 Sun 20th May 2018
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Chicken Tonight

A lady was picking through the frozen chickens at a branch of Morrisons but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a passing assistant, 'Do these chickens get any bigger?' The...
20:09 Tue 10th Apr 20186 answers, last by Fanriffic 21:01 Tue 10th Apr 2018
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A Wee Job Worth Doing

One of my friends who has dwarfism came back from the Job Centre today really cheesed off. "What's wrong?" I asked. "They offered me a job as a lumberjack." "And what's wrong with that?" I replied....
21:14 Thu 15th Feb 20181 answer, last by Fanriffic 17:26 Sat 17th Feb 2018
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Christmas Comes Earlier Every Year

There's 364 days until Christmas and people have got their Christmas decorations up already. Unbelievable....
16:38 Tue 26th Dec 20172 answers, last by Shaglene 13:01 Wed 27th Dec 2017
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Deep Thinker

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic? Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog....
16:25 Sun 03rd Dec 20172 answers, last by marval 19:27 Sun 03rd Dec 2017
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Name Of Clothing Brand?

What's the name of the clothing brand that people seem to wearing just recently. The logo looks like a thin stag head skeleton. I've seen a few TV celebrities wearing them....
21:07 Tue 24th Oct 20174 answers, last by maggiebee 15:37 Thu 26th Oct 2017
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Ryanair Number 3

Ryanair are so bad that even the 'Auto Pilots' don't want to work for them anymore. Hee Hee.
15:42 Sun 01st Oct 20171 answer, last by zebo 16:00 Sun 01st Oct 2017
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How Do I Calculate The Shape To Trace Out?

I have a terracotta plant pot that I want to cover / wrap with paper so the paper is flush round the whole outside surface. The top of the plant pot is wider than the bottom so obviously a rectangular...
15:55 Sun 25th Jun 20175 answers, last by woofgang 20:01 Mon 26th Jun 2017
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Just No Pleasing Some People...

When my girlfriend suggested that she would like something with diamonds for Valentine's Day - apparently a pack of playing cards is not good enough. Tee hee. Off to the garage now to get something...
15:46 Tue 14th Feb 20179 answers, last by Ellipsis 19:16 Tue 14th Feb 2017
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Sore Ribs And Back Pain

Back in October last year, I hurt my back in between my shoulder blades by lifting a heavy box. When it happened I heard and felt about 5 or 6 sequential cracks from my spine in between the shoulder...
21:20 Mon 13th Feb 20179 answers, last by Fanriffic 22:25 Mon 13th Feb 2017
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Christmas Cracker Jokes

I think I'm coming down with this new Christmas cold that's going around. It started with my Tinsillitis. What do you call an old snowman? A puddle. Ho ho ho....
21:18 Sun 04th Dec 201629 answers, last by DTCwordfan 22:25 Mon 05th Dec 2016

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