Bono, in an attempt to diversify his business income has released a new Satnav onto the market.
It’s rubbish, the streets have no names and I still haven’t found what I’m looking for....
Can any of our seniors recall a song title from around the 1940`s, some of the lyrics being ".....and when I meet a man, and he`s nice looking, I`ll smile at him and say `Hey what`s cooking`. And when...
I was walking along a residential street when I saw a guy crying his eyes out, as he was mowing his overgrown front lawn. I said to him: "I don't like to pry but are you okay buddy ?". He wiped his...
I was arrested after smearing somebody’s luggage with Vaseline. The police dropped the case. I had a few mates round last night to watch the match. I’ve never been so frustrated in all my life!...
Haven’t had one for ages, but now, what. Looked on line. Froze it with an ice cube, heated it with a warm used tea bag, bought Zovirax and carefully followed the instructions, but none of it made a...
A frog goes to a fortune teller to find out if he will ever be lucky in love. The fortune teller reads his palm and tells the frog, "I have good news and I have bad news. Which would you like to hear...
I have been looking on line at the Macpro Will the Money Manger EX down load on to it I have tried it on my wife's Ipad but it wont let me Before I buy my Macpro I would like to check that it is...
Just got a message on my Mac Air screen, the first ever,from //apple,com----macupdate.info// saying: A website you have visited today has infected your Mac with a virus. A full system scan is now...
Any ideas on why my Lexmark 2600 printer won't switch on, I've done the usual, checked the cables, switched it all of and back on, it was working fine the other day - now nothing.
Please excuse my ignorance - but how to these wireless Bluetooth speakers work? Can I connect it via Bluetooth to a laptop and then play music from Spotify through the speaker in my garden? What's the...
I know that to set a radio station in my car, I tune in to the desired channel then keep the button I want it allocated to pressed down until the sound has gone off and then come back on again - fine...
I`ve been trawling through my CD collection, picking out the tracks I like and adding them to my itunes library. I might make compilation CDs of my favourite tracks so before I get rid of the...
Got a new iMac recently, and am gradually coping with all the updated stuff. One thing, however, is driving me batty. EVERY 15 minutes I get a message coming up, and until I put in a password, I can't...
