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gness | 20:27 Sun 22nd Apr 2012 | ChatterBank
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more dangerous than smoking? When you are up the ladder holding coving in place and don`t realise the red hot light bulb is sitting in your hair.
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why does it take ten smokers to change a light bulb?

one to change the bulb and nine to light the candles (and then their ciggies)
Are you ok gness? How's the coving?
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:-] DT.
Hehe! That Hula has a lot to answer for! ;) x
Ooh, nothing worse than the smell of burning hair
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I`m OK thank you. My straight red hair now has some interesting orange curls.
Though I say it myself the coving is fantastic. I`m really enjoying doing it.The corners I bought were useless so I mitred my own and looking good!
In a School science class four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a jar of sperm.
The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil.

After one day, these were the results:
The first worm in alcohol --- dead.
The second worm in cigarette smoke --- dead.
The third worm in sperm --- dead.
The fourth worm in soil --- alive.

So the science teacher asked the class --- "What can you learn from this experiment."

Little Johnny quickly raised his hand and said. "As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't have worms."
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Hula would say my sense of smell is damaged by smoking and serves me right.
You are on a roll with the jokes today DT :-)
Glad you're ok gness and glad the coving is working out. It does make a room look more finished off I think.
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DT. Love it! It will be reproduced and hung on my utility [smoking] room wall if that is okay?
HA ha ha DT, that's great........all the best with the coving gness, glad its going well :)
fine by me!
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Looks heaps better Tenrec and hides the cracks!

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