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marval | 13:58 Sun 20th Mar 2011 | Jokes
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A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he decides to buy her a cell phone.

She is all excited - she loves her phone. He shows her and explains to her all the features on the phone.

The next day the blonde goes shopping. Her phone rings and it's her husband.

"Hi Hon," he says. "How do you like your new phone?"

She replies, "I just love it. It's so small and your voice is clear as a bell. There's one thing I don't understand though."

"What's that, baby?" asks the husband.

"How did you know I was at the supermarket?"
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Must be a US joke, only they say cell-phones.
Is there part of this missing?
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Well you have lost me with this one
Not one of your better ones Marval!
I get it, but it's not one of your best - defo a blonde one.
fourteen, the mobile rings when she's at the shop but she doesn't relaise that she took it with her and is confused as to why it rang there . . .
Ah, I see now. TY, Molly
Good blonde/Essex girl joke marval

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