Bloke on a plane sat next to a stunning blonde and got chatting to her
'Did you know' he said,' Native Americans have the longest dicks?
'Really' she said
'Yes, and did you know, Scotsmen have the thickest dicks?'
'Really?' she said, 'and what's your name?'
'Tonto McTavish' he said
lone ranger and tonto riding across the plains, they see 3'000 apache's coming towards them, the loan ranger said, it looks like we're in trouble. Tonto said, What do you mean We?