my watch

[johnny.5]

is guaranteed to be accurate to one second in one million years
but how will i know ?
and how will i get a refund ?

[mrs_overall]

State in your will that you have to be dug up once every 100 years or so to see if the watch is still working.

I'm still thinking about how to get the refund to you.

[whiffy]

Impossible. If it's a radio-controlled watch, then it synchronises with the transmitters once every 24 hours, the rest of the time it is a standard watch.

Besides, twice a year (clocks on, clocks back) it will become wildly inaccurate as it resynchronises.

Take it back and demand a refund.

[johnny.5]

whiffy
you say its impossible but it can't be as time is whatever we want it to be it can never be wrong even if it is not showing the same time as everyone else