Only Worth £100,000 - So She Ate It Instead

[Canary42]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-shropshire-64758641

[nicebloke1]

Heart attack crisps.

[royfromaus]

Not what happened...was it.

[Canary42]

Poetic licence roy

[rowanwitch]

And if she hadn't posted it on line she would be none the wiser. In years to come even though she says she is ok with it she will regret eating it.

[1ozzy]

To quote Miley Cyrus.
"Nothing breaks like a heart"

[DTCwordfan]

this is pretty crackers....

[gness]

Not the same but your post reminded me, Canary.

Many years ago my friend Joe told his mum that England's Glory was running a competition.
Anyone who bought a box of matches with exactly 43 matches in it would win £1000.
In the end he had to own up to stop her buying box after box and counting the matches carefully. :-)