Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

I asked my Russian penpal how he was doing.
He replied "I can't complain".

[Chipchopper]

In the 19th century Russia, he would have been dragged around the streets by the Bolsheviks for a remark like that

[emmie]

perhaps it's me, but i don't get this....

[bobbinwales]

Think it means he can't complain as he's letters are monitored and he'll disappear

[emmie]

ah ok...

[bobbinwales]

Not sure Tim Vine will use it but it is topical again

[emmie]

yes it is topical.

[DTCwordfan]

two of Putin's judges bump into each other just outside the courtroom. One is laughing out loud.

‘Hello, comrade, what you’re laughing at?’

‘Never mind, I just heard the funniest joke ever about Vlad!’

‘Tell me!’

‘No, I can’t, I just sentenced a man to ten years in the Gulag for telling it…’

[ZebuSanctuary]

DTC ^^^^^

There is a saying in Russia;

'The less you know the better you sleep!'

[mallyh]

i don't think you putin much effort with this joke x

[Patsy33]

Funny, my penpal from N.Korea, said the same. They seem a happy contented bunch, dont they?

[Canary42]

UK heading down that path, part one being the pending Criminalisation of Protest Bill